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thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago
Hozier - Nobody's Soldier (music Video)
Hozier - Nobody's Soldier (music Video)
Hozier - Nobody's Soldier (music Video)
Hozier - Nobody's Soldier (music Video)
Hozier - Nobody's Soldier (music Video)

Hozier - Nobody's Soldier (music video)

❝ If I tell you this is drowning you tell me I'm walking on water I could bring fire from the mountain you tell me it feels a little colder ❞

thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago
Hozier - Jackboot Jump (Live)
Hozier - Jackboot Jump (Live)
Hozier - Jackboot Jump (Live)
Hozier - Jackboot Jump (Live)
Hozier - Jackboot Jump (Live)
Hozier - Jackboot Jump (Live)

Hozier - Jackboot Jump (Live)

❝ At Standing Rock the Jackboot Jump you'd swear was all the rage whether tearing up old treaties or just tearing up the place ❞

thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago
An Estranged Relationship With Pleasure He Would Do Numbers On Here

“an estranged relationship with pleasure” he would do numbers on here

thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago
Image of a distressed-looking person with curly hair in the front window of a trolley, framed by red text that reads "we all know about the trolley problem." The words "trolley problem" appear to be dripping with blood.
Red text that reads "An impossible scenario of life and death: who do you kill? One innocent orphan boy, or a group of wanted criminals?" accompanied by a drawing of split tracks with an orphan boy on the left and a row of criminals on the right. They are all tied with ropes.
Red text that reads "Your elderly grandma? Or a child you don't know?" On the left is a drawing of a curly-haired smiling old woman, and on the right is a black-haired grinning child. Both have a red, dripping hole in the center of their chests.
Red text that reads "we see it when we vote," then a drawing of a bloody hand with a pen above a ballot. The options are "Dr. Evil" and "Cruella D." The red text continues, "when we buy," with a drawing of another bloody hand holding red-stained cash.
A drawing of a woman lying in bed looking up at her hands as they drip with blood, framed by red text that reads "we dream of it in visions of the apocalypse."
A drawing of a person clutching their own hands, once again covered in blood. A red, dripping "X" is on their chest, and their face is splattered with red as well. They look deeply haunted, and they are surrounded by black scribbly shading. "But at some point," the red text reads, "when we are tired of choosing who deserves to be spared, it becomes relevant to ask..."
A red background behind drawings of faceless people in black suits and white ties, only differentiated by head and facial hair. In the foreground is a fist at someone's side, dripping with blood onto doubly carved-in red text that reads, "who is tying people to the tracks?"

the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.

thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago

i just think that if i was born as a blackthorn tree id wanna be felled by you held by you fuel the pyre of your enemies. reblog


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thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago

ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.

thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago
Ohio is purging its voter rolls before November election
Axios
See if you're on the list of more than 158,000 people.

If you live in Ohio, today is a good day to check your voter registration, and to consider booting JD Vance into the sun.

thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago

shake like the bough of a willow tree

WHEN I SAY I BELIEVE IN 'MOVEMENT' SUPREMACY I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS

Hozier tonight at Lytham Festival

Source: Instagram.com

thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago
NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HE WAS WAVING THE PORTUGUESE FLAG BC HE DIDNT HAVE A PRIDE FLAG AND THEY TRADED FLAGS AND HES SO EMOTIONAL TO GET HIS OWN PRIDE FLAG IM EMOTIONALLY RUINED https://t.co/UJHc0CJoR0

— Liz(ard)🦎 (@smrchildsadness) July 1, 2024

I haven't seen this circulating here on Tumblr, so I decided to make my own post.

last saturday, in Porto, there was a pride parade going down the street and this old man was standing there, by his front door, waving the portuguese flag. most people on the parade probably thought the same: old person waving the national flag? he's probably protesting against the parade, he's a nationalist of some sort.

then the old man called for that person to come near him. the whole parade stopped. everyone just.. stopped moving. they didn't know what to expect, and most expected the worst. and that person decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and approached the old man. and then... they traded flags, he hugged the person and then he waved the pride flag happily. everyone cheered him.

such a wholesome moment. 🥹❤️🌈

I Haven't Seen This Circulating Here On Tumblr, So I Decided To Make My Own Post.
thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago
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1 year ago
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1 year ago
I Saw The TV Glow (2024) | Dir. Jane Schoenbrun
I Saw The TV Glow (2024) | Dir. Jane Schoenbrun
I Saw The TV Glow (2024) | Dir. Jane Schoenbrun
I Saw The TV Glow (2024) | Dir. Jane Schoenbrun
I Saw The TV Glow (2024) | Dir. Jane Schoenbrun
I Saw The TV Glow (2024) | Dir. Jane Schoenbrun
I Saw The TV Glow (2024) | Dir. Jane Schoenbrun
I Saw The TV Glow (2024) | Dir. Jane Schoenbrun
I Saw The TV Glow (2024) | Dir. Jane Schoenbrun
I Saw The TV Glow (2024) | Dir. Jane Schoenbrun

I Saw The TV Glow (2024) | dir. Jane Schoenbrun

thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago

I love seeing lesbians in Star Wars and knowing some man is losing his shit right now about it

thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago

A reminder that HelpGazaChildren is an on the ground grassroots effort to directly help families in Gaza recieve basic necessities like food, water, and clothing! Both in the North and the South! Hussam has even been able to bring toys to the displaced children!!!

Donate today!!

Donate to HELP GAZA'S CHILDREN! DONATE TODAY!, organized by RHMAH HIJAZI
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thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago
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1 year ago

Quite based, fellow poster, but allow me to counter-offer with the duality of man:

"I am extremely horny, when can we leave this social function so you can do whatever it is you want to me, please and thank you" - Dinner and Diatribes "The things I want to do to you are so unspeakable I'm afraid I'm thinking them too loud" - Talk For chaotic extra credit: "I believe in horny equality 😌" - Moment's Silence (Common Tongue)

Men in music: I fuck a lot of girls. The girls all want me. I’m dominant.

Hozier: I AM VERY HORNY AND ALSO A BOTTOM NOW ALLOW ME TO SCREAM ABOUT THE WOMAN I WANT TO DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO ME


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thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago

A MOUSE BAR DURING PROHIBITION WOULD BE CALLED A SQUEAKEASY!!!

thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago

love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.

thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher
And Now, Points For Effort. Based On Philosophy Tube's Essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher

…and now, points for effort. based on Philosophy Tube's essay "I Read The Most Misunderstood Philosopher in the World" and the channel's recent 11th anniversary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVilpxowsUQ


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thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago

boop.

Theyre Actually Starting To Make Me Feel Ill
Theyre Actually Starting To Make Me Feel Ill

they’re actually starting to make me feel ill

thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago
Midnight Swim, Mason Owens

Midnight swim, Mason Owens

thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago

I am nought more than a jungle gym for cats

thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago

Rachel

Every institution I email has a 'Rachel'

Rachel is the person I need to speak to

Rachel has been cc'd in to get eyes on this

Rachel can advise more accurately on this

Rachel heads our efforts on this

Rachel is OOO until Monday

It is Monday?

Rachel is OOO until Thursday

Rachel is OOO until August

Rachel is OOO until 2061, when astronomers anticipate she will return to our solar system

Rachel left the company months ago

Rachel? Why, she's been dead for years!

We have looped in Daniel to help, in Rachel's absence

Haha, you fool! Daniel is merely an aspect of Rachel!

Rachel is OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

She is OOO, she is OOOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOO!

Rachel is the friends we made along the way

Rachel is an energy field: she surrounds us, penetrates us, binds the galaxy together

Mathematicians believe there may be Rachel

Computer scientists think we might have Rachel soon

Historians doubt she ever existed.

thecarbonumbrella
1 year ago

Here’s the Operation Olive Branch master spreadsheet ⬇️ easy links to mutual aid providers and a huge list of families in need as well as additional resources for creators who are looking to help as we surpass 200 days of suffering

Operation Olive Branch
Google Docs
NAVIGATION <a href="https://buymeacoffee.com/operationolivebranch">URGENT: Please support our BUYMEACOFFEE for Bahrain Medical Aid and the

Here’s a link to their printable flyer

Google Docs
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