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Another Percilot wip which I have no idea if I could finish it or not
This stemmed from a random thought of James and Percy spending their cute little moment after their...intimate encounter👀 You know, snuggling, whispering sweet nothing, nuzzling at each other. You get the idea. I know you do.
But then I thought, what if they weren't in a relationship yet?
So, this is how it looks like.
James is more of a booty call in this draft, and Percy would call him whenever he has a certain itch and in need of a scratch(and he's awfully good at it so much that Percy hates to admit)
He wants to explore their relationship further. However, Percy always turns him down because he's a complete idiot when it comes to emotions(even though he wants the same thing. That's how dense this mf is.)
Percy views James as someone who's fickle and unreliable; not secured enough, not trustworthy enough to settle down with. But then again, he is also the one who uses James for his occasional pleasure, even unknowingly hurt James's feelings sometimes.
What a hypocrite, don't you think? That's what I love about him🥰 My emotionally unavailable lamppost man.
Some old drawings bc I have nothing else right now 🙃
Since my successful attempt at making my first doll, I tried to make another one.
And this is my second doll
HE SMALL 😭😭😭😭😭
WHY HE SO SMALL I'M WHEEZING
When I made his limbs I thought this one might come out a bit smaller than Jamie the 1st.
This is not a bit. 😭
I'm not sure if it was because I used a different hook, or I did use the same hook but increased the tension. I don't know anymore🫠
Also, now that I think James's crochet suit kinda looks clunky(and quite hard to put on, especially his pants), I might opt for a different material.
Or I could stick to crocheting, and make this entire suit again.😩
Also, I corrected his eye color
It's green now💚
It's embarrassing, but I must admit that I didn't know that Jack's eyes are green. I used to describe his eye color as greyish something.
I couldn't see the green in his eyes before until this girl @thefiddlingdeath educated me. I got it right now okay?😭
Lastly, since Percy is canonically taller, I might add a few more rows to his limbs to make him a bit taller than James. As he should be.
A very short, very important and with high probability life-saving reminder that Perci is goofy:
Thank you for your attention
Move on
I hate you
But lucky for you, I still love you enough to reblog this nonsense
Life seems too peaceful for me, so here's my stance.
✨Tall Percy all the way✨
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.😌✌
Oh boi they slay so hard
I did not think of this.
Some very feral friends of mine forced my hand.
Art challenge where you have to finish what you're making
I have to reblog this again bc....
1.
I can't stop looking at it (help)
And 2.
THE LITTLE HEARTS IN JAMES' NECKTIE!?
HELLO!?!?!??!
I’m considering organising a kingsman fanzine because it’s been (almost) 10 years since first film came out. So, this post is to see how interested people are in a Kingsman fanzine! This zine would focus around the characters of Kingsman and their relationships. Applications are set to open on 1 September.
If you're interested, please reblog and/or fill out this form!!
Feel free to message me if you have any questions!
The sudden urge to draw knight Perci
I take them all!
I have my own bag, thank you.
Not sure if I've stated this before, but my headcanon for Percy is that he's taller than Peter.
(Did you know that Percival's actor is about 6.3 ft tall? I can't believe it either😂)
Here's a height chart of my tall depressed secret agent and his small cutie pianist, so you can see their height differences.
Does this mean Peter has to stand on his tiptoes to give Percy a kiss? Probably.
Percilot Headcanon/Theorie
Regarding James and him not noticing Gazelle till it's too late.
Why didn't he notice?
Why didn't a trained and well-experienced agent hear a lady with fryckn metal legs walking/jumping up at him!?
Easy.
He is hard at hearing ._.
The job as an agent is loud.
There is a reason you wear earprotection on a shooting range!
And don't even get me started on the explosions! (And James must cause a ton of them)
So I think, it isn't farfetched when I say: "This guy, suffered some serious hearing loss during his 17-year-long career."
"But Merlin would-"
No.
For whatever reason, James doesn't even wear his glasses!
Maybe he is too vain to ruin his good looks and style, or he is just too prideful to get caught dead with an item that indicates his body is "flawed" in any way.
He doesn't want to look "weak".
If he isn't even putting on his damn glasses, do you really think he would wear something like hearing aids?
Yeah, no.
And let's be honest here...
HE WOULDN'T EVEN ADMIT THAT HE NEEDS THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE!
So yes, either Gazelle can put her legs into silent mode or we experience the part in James' pov.
We can't see her.
We cant HEAR her.
We only notice her when it happens.
Like James did.
And come on, if it wouldn't be so downright stupid of him, a hard-at-hearing James, that doesn't want to admit it, would be the funniest thing ever.
No wonder he never listens to Merlin...
Or his husband.....
Or to anyone....
Drawing random things
Curious George Random on the Internet
Okay, I'm curious once again.
Are there people on this blog that have never heard of Percilot before, but got introduced to it and maybe even started shipping it, after somehow stumbling over this mess of a blog?
And if you don't ship it....
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!
No seriously... what are you doing here? I wanna know.
Hear me out
…
Blue suit James would slay so hard
I think I didn’t introduce this AU properly when I posted the "Warmth", "Rêverie", and "Good Things about Percival Morton" drabbles. So let me sit back for a while and rearrange my thoughts for a bit.
Okay, I’m ready. Here we go again.
May I present to you, ‘Percival meets Peter Smith-Kingsley because why not?’ AU.
The story started in 2016, two years after Kingsman : The Secret Service, which means James died for real. Percival’s emotional state was a total trainwreck and never actually recovered from the loss. No matter how much he tried to act as if he was fine, at the end of the day he was still broken. He would come home, mourned every night he saw the bed he shared with his husband empty.
It went like this for two years after James's death. Time helped ease the pain a little bit. However, it would take only one trip to Italy to render his recovery process back to zero again.
It could be either a long-term mission or a vacation. I haven't decided on this yet. One thing for sure was during his stay in Rome, fate sent him another twisted and cruel test in the form of one young pianist, who looks almost identical to James.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Peter Smith-Kingsley.
I like to imagine they met on a street or in a cafe. Like, Percival was enjoying his coffee when another customer came in and sat at the table not very far from him. And when he glanced at the newcomer’s face, he was shocked to see his husband there, except that he looks about ten years younger.
It took years for Percival to heal from the loss, to put himself together, to forget the pain. All the efforts he took to overcome grief immediately diminished at the moment he saw Peter, when the face he just saw reminded him of what he had lost.
On the other hand, the young pianist was fascinated by the sight of a man he saw. It might sound cheesy if he called it ‘love at first sight’, but that was the closest words to describe how he felt the moment he locked eyes with this one stranger.
Peter felt attracted to Percival since they first met.
Percival wanted to push Peter away, but at the same time he also wanted to keep him, as he saw Peter as a remedy to the loneliness he had been enduring since James was gone.
A second chance, even.
Meanwhile, Peter was more than willing to offer his sincerity, his warmth, his feelings, basically everything he had to get to know Percival more.
He wouldn’t mind being a placeholder. As long as Percival was happy, that was all it mattered.
And that marked the start of their journey.
Since my attention span is too short to write anything longer than 2000 words, I decide to make this a series of drabbles about them in different situations. I'll start posting them more from now on(hopefully).
There’s a bit of an age difference, but not so different here. Peter is 26, while Percival is 36 in this AU. So prepare for the 'you're too young to be with me' excuse. Actually, there's a lot of excuses Percival could come up with.
You can find works and drabbles related to them in my Peter/Percival tag.
Don't mind me
Just drawing some horses and cowboys over here
Brush: HB Pencil (Procreate)
PLEEAAAAASEEE I can't get over this man 😭
If Kingsman were a movie series from the 60s/70s, he would have been the perfect Perci, change my mind 😩
I wanted a cute but still rascal-ish sounding and of course fxck up nickname-potential name for him.
And for everyone wondering why he is Czech:
Last year in winter, I was in Prague while they displayed the bohemian crown jewels and...
*sights*
Do I really need to explain this?
Also this song:
Heavens...
AHHHHH Im sorry @brogues-b4-hoes I deleted your ask because I sent out the unfinished answer instead of saving the draft.
Luckily I took a screen 😭
Thank you!
I'm doing pretty well now and I even got released! 🥳
Anyway...
Percilot Dogs
Perci:
I believe Perci would own a very well-trained and well-behaved German Shepherd, listening to all his commands like he is a trained K9.
Perci's dog is trained in his mother tongue. 🇨🇿(Yes, my Perci isn't a Brit)
His name would either be Sputnik or Apollo, with a tendency to Sputnik. (Yes, after the satellite/spacecraft; what a nerd)
James:
You can tell by just looking at the man...
Golden Retriever
Jamie's dog would be the sort of dog that jumps right at you in excitement, licking across your whole face and giving you bruises with his wagging tail, the second you open the front door.
We all know James would spoil his dog rotten and be probably very lax in terms of training. He prioritises fun.
I don't have a name for him/her yet but I bet it would be something extremely cheesy.
For other headcanons...
I have a few...
However, I want to make an extra post for them.
But for now, I can give you two smol ones for each of my idiots 😊
Perci
-Name: Ilija (pronounced Ee-lee-ya)
-Height: 1.77m
James
- half Italian (mother's side)
- has an (for him) embarrassing secret middle name, that Merlin uses as leverage occasionally... (not even Perci knows)
Enjoy the weekend guys! 👋🏻🥰