Damien Is The Type Of Guy To Put Mistletoe Above His Crotch

Damien is the type of guy to put mistletoe above his crotch

Vera: Werewolves are completely literal, metaphors are gonna go over his head

Scott: Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it!

Aaravi: I'm afraid of random letters.

Norah: You are?

Aaravi: [Screams]

Norah, scribbling that down: Oh I see

Aaravi: [Screaming intensifies]

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

Liam: mhm so that's called a lacuna. it refers to when manuscripts have missing parts, lost to time, for example, the epic of Gilgamesh has

Amira: we’re gonna be weird adults.

Oz: Gonna be? I glued googly eyes to my toaster and coffee maker so I wouldn’t be lonely.

Vicky: *Sneaks into house at 3am*

Brian, turning around in his chair: And where were you?

Vicky: I-I was with Amira

Amira, spinning round in her chair: Wanna try again?

someone: *is laughing at viktor* love the new haircut, van-

diego: *throws a knife and holds it near their head* go ahead, say it

luther: *cracks knuckes* yeah, say it

five: *grabs an axe* go on, finish what you were saying

klaus: oh, please do. i want to see them kick your ass so badly