I Blame Misogonoir

I blame misogonoir

"We need more complex female characters!" Y'all can't even handle Mel Medarda.

Viktor X Reader With Periods

Watch this man learn literally everything about menstruation so he can better take care of you

He definitely tracks your cycle

He makes sure to have all your favorite foods at that time of the month, as well as any sort of anything that's good for cramps

Anyone who asks "are you on your period?" when you're upset is getting a cane to the knees

Viktor also knows exactly the right way to rub your tummy so the cramps subside

If it's really bad will beg you to see a doctor about it

You never have to remind him to buy menstrual products he just does

He might surprise you by coming home early to cuddle with you

He just lays down with you and feeds you chocolate while he strokes your cheekbone

If you get emotional he won't act like you're overreacting, he'll just comfort you and make sure you have everything you need

And you can expect 10 times the affection from him

He knows you need it

Overall he's just a complete sweetheart

Do you think the batkids text Jason and ask him to kidnap them and hold them for ransom just get out of a gala or some bullshit school assembly? Because I do.

Things Sevika Does (Sevika x F!Reader):

Pulls you down to sit on her lap whenever she feels like it

Trails her fingers up and down your back. When you're cuddling, when you've just had sex, when you're waking up in the morning, etc.

Moves stuff to higher shelves so you'll ask her for help getting it

Uses your praise kink against you. Asks you to be a "good girl" for her whenever she wants you to do something for her

Gets jealous and grumbly if a man even looks at you. This is when she starts pulling you into her lap

Lets you win at any video or card game you play together.

This rule doesn't apply to play wrestling. She won't hurt you, but she needs to show off how strong she is to you. This often ends in sex.

Has you lay on top of her with your head on her chest so she can give you head scritches while you cuddle

Police: We have the place surrounded! What are your demands?

Tim: (from chair he's tied to) Tell them I want orange chicken.

Jason: (cocking gun) We want orange chicken!

DNI if you think Powder wasn't that kid who always made a big scene at school drop off.