Id Like To Personally Thank The Multiverse For Being So Nice Today. I Was Cordial With That One Chick
I’d like to personally thank the multiverse for being so nice today. I was cordial with that one chick I HATE for a whole week while we were living in close proximity and you know what the multiverse did?? DO YOU EVEN KNOW?? She literally just like fixed a crisis I was having. Miss when you and your favorite were super close? Be nice to the miscreants who have wronged you and your merry crew. Be so not terrible that she thinks you might be chill with her (but never be chill with her because liars are often unforgivable)
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