Tumblr Requested I Post A Photo Of Myself. This Is Something I Would Not Have Done (I Do Like The Anonymity),

Tumblr requested I post a photo of myself.  This is something I would not have done (I do like the anonymity), but tumblr asked so nicely that I am compelled to do so. 

I decided to post a picture of me with a mandala that I tie-dyed. 

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I like to think this shot really brings out the best features in my feet.

A Crude (Yet Creative) Crossover

First, let me introduce you to the lovely Jill and Alice: Nyphomanical Jill Used a dynamite stick for a thrill. They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil. Nyphomanical Alice Used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her vagina In South Carolina And her asshole in Brazil.

Before we progress, a short chemistry lesson: dynamite consists of a chemical called TNT which is short for TriNitroToluene.

Now that we've all gotten to know each other rather intimately and brushed up our chemistry vocabulary, I present to you The Great Poetry Mashup:

Higgledy piggledy, Alice of Limerick Nymphomaniacally Tried something new: Heterosexual Use of the chemical Trinitrotolulene's Foolish to do.

Source: Hic et ubique's post on this discussion thread.

The Curious Incident of the Thumb in the Nighttime: a Prelude

I wrote this limerick a while ago and in doing so, somehow came up with two different ending I like so much that I can't choose one over the other. I'm putting them in two separate posts (they each deserve as much), so feel free to tell me what you think of the them/which one you like more.

Rambam

Higgledy-piggldy

Moses Maimonides:

Jewish philosopher

Coming from Spain.

 ~

Thinking of poems as

Uber-frivolity,

Surely rolls in his grave,

With due disdain.

~

For a little more info on Rambam (aka Moses Maimonides) check out Wikipedia or the Jewish Virtual Library.

It's always the quiet ones...

There once was a lady named Heather

Who seemed frail and as light as a feather.

But do not be fooled,

'Cause she'll have you schooled

When she's got you in handcuffs and leather. 

- This wonderful poem was written by my friend Raph: may your mind never truly escape the gutter.

Too soon?

Hoitily-toitily

SNL's Samberg had

Asked an alluring young

Lady to dance.

Finding some privacy

Andy excitedly,

Anti-climactically

Jizzed in his pants.