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For The Sake Of Giving Everyone A Happy Ending, I'm Going To Assume That "very Large Knife" Is Innuendo
For the sake of giving everyone a happy ending, I'm going to assume that "very large knife" is innuendo and the dragon and the knight rode off into the sunset together. They moved to New York to get married and lived happily ever after.
October 28th
A dragon was bored with his life
And decided to go seek a wife
But his quest was stopped short
When the dragon was caught
By a knight with a very large knife
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