It Turns Out If You Travel The Speed Of Light, Light Can Encircle The Earth Seven Times In One Second,

“It turns out if you travel the speed of light, light can encircle the earth seven times in one second,” he explained. “Light is awesome” “Problem is,” he added, “we all live within earth’s atmosphere, so if you could go that fast through the atmosphere, then you’ll just burn up. And I learned from speaking to an expert in comic book heroes that The Flash has atmospheric separators in front of him when he goes quickly from one place to another so that he does not burn up.” But he ended up with a different theory about Santa’s journey. “So I realized that what he really needs is that, what they have in that movie ‘Monsters, Inc.’? Do you remember that movie? It just manufactured doors. And the door in the ‘Monsters, Inc.’ factory is the door of the childrens’ closet.” “What ‘Monsters, Inc.’ never told you is that they’re essentially wormholes,” deGrasse Tyson explained…

“Neil deGrasse Tyson explains the science behind Santa’s visits.” (via smdxn)

The NRA tried to transmit That their armed police plan is legit. But its hefty expenses And cloying defenses Remind me that they’re full of s**t.

Put armed police in every school, NRA urges

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Adding some old pieces to my Society 6 to satisfy some requests. Btw apparently there’s this free shipping thing they have going on ending tonight? They had a $5 off thing a little while back but shipping is more than $5 so if you want something you can save yourself some sandwich money in the process! Pretty good deal!

O Chemistree! From the Avans University of Applied Sciences, via Neatorama.

I just looked outside to check the patriarchy and apparently it’s reigning men