Coming Attractions: The Action Flick

Coming attractions: the action flick

Boom-crash-bang, Boom-crash-bang!

Beautiful people dodge

Danger and death traps; prove

Murphy's law true.

~

Witty one-liner then

Quick cut to title page.

Coming quite soon to a

Theater near you.

The Cork

There once was a clever young lass

Who slept with her thumb up her ass.

When asked why she did it,

She said "To inhibit

Self-suffocation from gas."

You know that bitter nail polish people wear when they're trying to stop biting their nails...

There once was a clever young lass

Who slept with her thumb up her ass.

When asked why she did it,

She said "To inhibit

Thumb-sucking, until the phase passed."

A few notes on the creative process

I was thinking of writing a rhyme

With metric feet read out in time.

And it's likely I'll hide

A crude joke inside,

If your thoughts are as dirty as mine.

Shameless self-promotion

I heard you like poetry, dirty.

(Now, I swear I'm not being flirty.)

Give my blog a read;

I have what you need

Though my rhymes are sometimes ear-hurty.

Why?

Because.