Hey Baby. If I Woke Up In Your Bed With A Rubber Duck And A Spatula, Would You Let Correlation Imply

Hey baby. If I woke up in your bed with a rubber duck and a spatula, would you let correlation imply causation?

No - correlation does not imply causation.

...

It is necessary to engage in additional testing.

Wink.

French artist Edouard Martinet (previously featured here) scours flea markets for everyday objects that he uses to create awesome animals and insect sculptures like the ones you see here.

“Working with a variety of refuse materials such as rusted kitchen pans, typewriter keys, car lights and other scrap metals, Edouard Martinet sculpts several types of animals and insects. His sculptures are made without the use of solder. He fits each component into place as if putting together a puzzle of random pieces and parts. Each masterpiece is carefully assembled after having drafted several detailed sketches.”

Visit Edouard Martinet’s website to view even more of his amazingly intricate creatures.

[via Free York]

Hey, you're a slut if you don't want to sleep with me. #horrificallybadpickuplines

*Sigh* So I'm damned if I do, and damned if I don't. Is that it?

Well, you know what they say, "the road to hell my bed is paved with good intentions."

Wink.

Are you a stripper, because I've got a pole you can dance on. (Actually overheard in a bar)

...oh good lord.

Word to the wise; don't provoke pole dancers. Because they can

fuck

you

up.

(sources: here, here, here and here)

(c) Jonathan Coulton - First of May

Off the album Smoking Monkey

IT’S THE FIRST OF MAY

FIRST OF MAY

OUTDOOR FUCKING

STARTS TODAY

(Keep in mind that this one is meant to be said aloud) That shirt very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be cumming too. #horrificallybadpickuplines

Wink.

(compiled of images from here and here)

...If you can't tell that's Alan Cumming on his shirt.