In Germany We Dont Say I Dont Care" We Say Das Ist Mir Wurst" Which Roughly Translates As This Is Sausage

In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care" we say “Das ist mir Wurst" which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me" I think that’s beautiful.

im sorry but this is hilarious. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?"

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

I know you’ve been hurt

By someone else 

I can tell by the way

You’re bleeding on my couch

Seriously can I get you a band-aid or something

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