Bird Puns Are Pretty Fowl

bird puns are pretty fowl

A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time. "Oh my god." says his friend, "You just turned into a wolf." "Yes,"he replies "I am a were".

a man was just hospitalised with 6 plastic horses up his arse

This is how I will choose my wife

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.

say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.

ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)

know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

I noticed this cool spider web on someone's hedges this morning. I assume the bottom spherical thing is an egg sac, but I didn't know what the oblong bit was (for all I know it could have been a price of dried bird poop that got caught in the webbing). If anyone has any knowledge or guesses, let me know! Side note: I often take pictures of cool bugs, plants and (non-human) animals that I come across in my wandering about the city. I don't always know what they are, but I figure they're interesting enough to be worth sharing. I'll be collecting these posts under the tag "NYC nature walks", if that's of any use to anyone.