The Grand Tour II

The Grand Tour II

There once was a boy from Antwerp,

Who'd taken much joy in the slurp

Of pussy, hirsute,

And when finished, to boot,

Would always conclude with a burp.

'In English,' Professor Austin said, 'a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.' A voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'

Source

Via

Good point.

“Would you like anything else on your salad?” Tom asked, addressing the customer.

An explanation

A mad man and his box

Wibble-y Wobble-y

Last of the Timelords would

Sometimes get lonely on

Long TARDIS trips.

So his solution was:

Charm a companion with

Quantum-mechanic-ey

Jargon and quips

The Grand Tour VII

In Bonn, lives a kinky concoctor (You must try her once 'fore you've knocked her) She'll gladly play nice, If you'll only scream thrice: "Please tie me up, Fräulein Doktor!"