The Grand Tour V

The Grand Tour V

An incorrigible cad out of Wales  Indulges in nighttime travails, And o'er green dales and valleys, Keeps impeccable tallies Of all the young Welsh girls he nails.

The Grand Tour III

There was a young lass out of Buda

Who'd spend ev'ry hour in the nuda

Ever the best,

She'd fucked half of Pest

In many an act all the cruda.

Portrait of a Small Boy Me Reading

The Grand Tour VI

At The Hague in the land of the Dutch A girl gives that topical touch To each diplomat Until they go splat; They call her "The Eurozone Crutch."

A mad man and his box

Wibble-y Wobble-y

Last of the Timelords would

Sometimes get lonely on

Long TARDIS trips.

So his solution was:

Charm a companion with

Quantum-mechanic-ey

Jargon and quips

A Sailor's Life for Me

There once was a sailor named Jimmy

Adept at the hor'zontal shimmy.

He found him a lass

With a pink, supple ass

And filled her right up to the brim-y

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This poem was written by Raph, whose vile verse has been posted here before.

Thank you for the poem and the interesting new euphemism for sex!