Ozzy

ozzy

I met a traveller from way the hell off

who said: two gigantic, fucked-up rock legs

be out there in the middle of goddamn nowhere

right next to them covered in shit some kinda big face

looked pretty pissed & upset & whatnot

all damn covered in words

"yo ozymandias here, this my shit"

"better than your shit, get fucked buddy"

not much else tho, just sand

shitloads of sand all over the place

The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium is one of the best in the country. It also donated over 1 million dollars to fund conservation grants, rehabs injured manatees, and is working hard to bring up the Mexican wolf population in order to save it from extinction after it became extinct in the wild.

Thank you iamtheporpoise!

More info on this AZA accredited zoo here on their website!

I look at this and the first phrase that comes to mind is “precious baby dinosaurs”.

secretary bird walking around.

Opening lines diagrammed

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious