Tom Hiddleston Is That You?

Tom Hiddleston is that you?

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

Optimal museum strategy: Explore the exhibits, as per usual, but keep your ears open for people who know what they're talking about. Listen in; you'll learn so much more. (And if they're really nice, they may even show you around and answer your questions!)

"Also Sprach Zarathustra," reinterpreted as mariachi music.

Things that will get you put of bed in the morning: pulling back the sheets only to reveal that you’ve been cuddling with a big, ugly dog tick who’s still clinging to the topsheet.

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.