Lighting McQueen Is That You

Lighting McQueen is that you

The lucky one and nothing new by Taylor swift are both doc Hudson coded

He's NOT happy

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

Damn, now I really need to read/write a fic where Louise hits on Doc back in the good ol’ days and he comes out to her, and for one second he’s scared she’s going to tell everyone and ruin his career, but then she’s actually cool with it and keeps his secret for years, even after he’s dead, always saying that “he didn’t like fast women” when someone asks her about it.

tg/tgm fic inspired by pink skies by Zach Bryan