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I always find it funny how Rafayel is absolutely ripped. Like I'm pretty sure he doesn't work out unless mc asks him to or he has to fight wanderers or something. And yet he has a six pack. He is an artist who forgets to even eat sometimes because he gets so caught up in his work. There's no way he would actually be that buff
Or maybe lemurians are just built different idk
Favorite Body Parts of LADS Men
Zayne: Hands and cheeks. While he has a dominant side he still focuses on the more innocent and sweet parts of you. Holding your hands is something he treasures. It’s difficult to keep himself under control during kisses so he kisses your cheeks more than your lips.
Xavier: Ass man. He will ask you “Can you lay on your stomach so I can rest my head on your butt?” With a completely straight face. Prefers bigger butts, he can still find beauty in smaller butts. He’s not super handsy but when he’s in that mood he’s kneading your ass like a cat on a pillow.
Rafayel: Eyes! But if we’re talking about places he can touch, it would be your waist and hips. How dare you be embarrassed about your hip dips around him! Always wrapping his arm around your waist when in public. Lord help you if you have love handles. He will always have his hands on them.
Sylus: Tits and Thighs. Honestly I think out of all the men, he’s most likely to prefer s chubby women. If you are chubby he likes your tummy too. He can’t help himself if you’re soft and squishy. Why do you think he’s always saying you’re cuter than any plushie you win together? Cause you’re his plushie.
i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas
when people ask me what i love about lotr i can't quite explain it in a normal way. its not the wizards and the dragons and the wilderness. its not the frightening thrill of moria, or the glory of helms deep. its not the ethereal magic of the elves or the pride of the growing civilizations of men. in fact out of every fantasy setting it is to me the most innocuous, the most irrelevant because what i love about lotr is the love. its the humanity. the hope. it is about goodness and fellowship. it is a manual on how to live right, with your friends by your side and your songs in your ears and a constant reminder that the best thing about going anywhere is coming home
Every time I read or watch Lord of the Rings I can’t help but think about how Tolkien had survived one of the bloodiest, most cruel, most dirtiest and darkest wars in human history, came back and wrote this:
“The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.”
And this:
"'I wish it need not have happened in my time,' said Frodo.
'So do I,' said Gandalf, 'and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.'"
And this:
"I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend."
And this:
“Many that live deserve death and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be so eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the wise cannot see all ends."
And this:
“True courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.”
And clearly they were all written partly because he survived the war, because of what he’d seen and done and learned. But at the same time the unwillingness to lose faith, the courage and strength that this man had to believe in these things after going through hell! It makes the nihilists look so cheap, so uninteresting! People who’ve went through concentration camps and wars believe in humanity anyway, isn’t that proof that hope and love exist? And many, many, many of them did not return or returned broken and cruel and traumatised to the point when no faith in others was possible for them, and nobody can blame them. But there were many who refused to lose faith and hope. They have seen some of the worst that life has to offer and came back believing that we shouldn’t be eager to deal out death in judgement and should love only that which the sword defends.
No matter how many people say that humanity is horrible and undeserving of love, and life is dark and worthless, and love doesn’t exist I remember this and have hope anyway. Because there were people who have actually had all reason to believe in the worst and still believed in the good, so the good must be real. The good is real, even despite the evil, and we must trust in it.
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pippin was 29 years old???
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he should've been at the green dragon
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#gates of argonath #argonath #amon hen #middle earth landscapes #photographers of middle earth #travel #dark academia #lmao pls reblog this i almost fell out of my boat taking this photo
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my hungry ass could never travel with lembas
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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb
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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE
I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:
Keep reading
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i stg if one more of you tells me I should've sent frodo on the eagles I'm asking iluvatar to take me back
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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins
I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? 👀 I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.
4.5/5 stars
#booklr #there and back again #bilbo baggins #recent read #dark academia #light academia #book review
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who up mirking they wood
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wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????
#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to
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ULTIMATE HOTTEST FIRST AGE BADDIE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!!
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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other
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everyone who voted galadriel is a kinslayer apologist #luthiensweep
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fuck my job so much. everyone manifest an attack on gondor so I can finally warm my fingers on this beacon fire.
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by eru this can't be happening
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I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A HAPPY WEEKEND
One of the things I love about rafayel is that while Xavier is always the same through the game and Zayne is always stoic and put together, both as foreseer and dawnbreaker, Rafayel was serious and mysterious in the other timelines but in the one we play in my man decided that he is ✨tired✨ and will be a silly lil drama fish that goes on online shopping sprees when hes stressed

i can’t believe he’s back!


hear me out,,, his workout outfit would be a lot better if there was a window-
The poison in my veins...SatoSugu🩵🩷


All hail the creator nendesignx on Instagram
Foreseer Zayne: What's this?
MC, hugging Zayne: Affection!
Foreseer Zayne: Disgusting.
Foreseer Zayne: ...Do it again.
I love the tiny one so much
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
THIS IS NOT MY ART. Full credits to the original post @liberaljane

Do something: ceasefiretoday.com
Digital illustration of a man with his back turned. He is wearing a green denim jacket with a patch that reads “you don’t have to be an expert to know what’s happening in Gaza is wrong“
Dude, that repeating day ask got me. I don't normally read angst and I didn't realize it was angst I'm BROKEN. I was waiting for a good ending the whole time :')
I do kinda wanna see what the good ending would be like tho
this is for you anon
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"STOP!"
Xyx halts mid-turn. He blinks. Maybe he misheard you-
"STOP!! COME BACK!!"
It has been... been... fuck. He'd lost count of how long it's been since he's heard you say anything but his name. Is he in shock? Something feels... frozen still in his chest.
Quick footsteps on the tile behind him fade out as you approach. He can hear you panting, but he still doesn't turn. He can't turn. He can barely breathe.
It's then that you say his name. It pricks his ears painfully.
"Yes?" He replies, softly.
"I'm here."
"...That you are."
"No, I-" your voice cracks and he tilts his head slightly at the sound.
"You all right?"
"I... I..."
You fall to the ground and he finally turns at the sound, staring down at you. Your hands are quivering.
It's strange... you're nearly a stranger to him now. And he is certainly no longer the person you fell in love with. Yet the sight of you kneeling anxiously on the floor somehow still catches his breath.
He kneels in front of you. The airport travelers murmur in confusion as they step around the scene, but neither of you pay them any attention.
You meet his gaze. "I'm here. I've... I've been here."
"What do you mean?"
A tear falls down your cheek. "I am here. With you."
You grab his hand tightly in yours, and it's as if the world freezes around him. Now he's sure he's not breathing.
"How did you-"
"I saw you jump. Yesterday."
He swallows. "Off the north parking structure?"
You nod with a cry. "Why did you do that?"
"I..."
You lunge at him and both of you tumble back onto the cold tile. His arms fly into the air, uncertain of what to do as you hug him fiercely. Can he hug you back? Should he?
"You can't. Do that." You choke out.
"...It didn't work."
"Thank God it didn't work."
You hold him close to you, and the lock around his heart cracks slightly down the center. He lets his arms fall around you and gently holds you against him.
"I'm sorry."
"Fuck you."
He can't help but laugh at the sound of you swearing. "Not very polite."
"I don't care."
He runs his fingers through your hair absently. Was it always this texture?
"How long have you seen this day?"
"I think a week. Maybe more...?" You look up at him. "How long have you...?"
He smiles. "Maybe a month."
"Do you know what's going on?"
"I wish, but... no."
You crumple a bit at that response and he hugs you tighter.
"We'll fix it. I promise."
"I just... I'm just glad it's not just me... I felt... "
His eyebrows knit together -- as a sound slips from his throat, he's not sure if he's laughing or crying or both. But what he does know is that someone is here with him. A ghost from distant memory, brought forth via a miracle. Or curse. He has no fucking clue. Maybe it's awful that you're stuck here now. Maybe he shouldn't feel as relieved as he does in this moment.
He buries his face in your hair, exhales the breath he didn't realize he was holding, and smiles.
"Me too. Me.... me too."
Hello... stranger.
hai guys my life is falling apart so i decided the best course of action was to revamp my Bloomic playlists so here they are mwah luv u. i like them a lot more now 🫡
The Nope script is sending me


when he trusts you and starts healing and letting down his facade, and you realize Astarion actually naturally has the roundest eyes
there’s nothing more romantic than someone choosing to learn you. flipping the pages in your soul delicately and digesting your chapters with an open mind no matter how difficult or uncomfortable some of your moments read, treating each bookmark with no judgment, but pure love.
I feel that, bro
im always pissed at something and i have no one to kiss.... life is unbearable