Just Lilith And Adam Bombarding The Angels With Questions While In Eden

Just Lilith and Adam bombarding the angels with questions while in Eden

Adam: what’s a wife?

Lilith: why do I have to bare his children if they’re his? Should he have to bare his children?

Adam: good point Lilith, why am I giving my children to Lilith? Also what are children?

Lilith: what’s the difference between his breasts and mine?

Adam: yours are bigger, can I get big breasts too?

Lilith: why is his hair shorter than mine? Can I cut it?

Adam: why do we exist?

Lilith: what happens if I jump out of a tree? Can I fly?

Adam: what happens if I stop breathing?

Lilith: why don’t we have wings like you?

Adam: why are you covered in stuff?

Lilith: if I’m a wife what is he?

Adam: am I also a wife? Can we be wives?

Lucifer in the back, mockingly: oh we can’t give them the fruit of knowledge, Lucifer. That’s a bad idea, Lucifer. They would know too much, Lucifer. We’ll just make them curious and they won’t spend the first hour of being alive asking questions faster than we can answer and each answer leading to more questions, great plan guys.

Tiana, the first time she met Naveen: Argh, he's an idiot. Tiana, at the end of the movie: Oh, he's MY idiot.

Emily and Valentino's relationship in my swap au is basically this quote:

Emily: you need to love yourself!

Valentino: don't you hate yourself?

Emily: yes, but we talk about you now.

can we take a minute to just..HER. (this is literally a vaggie fan page,, been my fav since the pilot and that aint changing anytime soon)

i'm in love with Madeline Whittier, help