Can You Say A Little More On Namjoon In Tarot?

Can you say a little more on Namjoon in tarot?

sure thing! today we’re asking the cards: “what does namjoon’s dream life look like?”

the spread

⎡ACE OF SWORDS⎦ Quite possibly the most intellectual card next to the sword court (king, queen etc.), I can see Namjoon wanting to pursue an exhaustive academic career. He’s definitely including lots of study and writing in his plan of a dream life. Never stop learning is the motto here. He is convinced he still hasn’t uncovered the full truth of life and it will continue to compel him. This card is your surefire way to know one of his core values is clarity and justice, on top of always staying mentally stimulated. Namjoon will stay an avid reader throughout his whole life. If he gets his own intellectual show like Problematic Men again, I would not be surprised.

⎡QUEEN OF CUPS⎦ If there’s one thing that tells me Namjoon wants a wife... This court card bring in an element of grand emotions and really making a relationship work. This is no child’s play for him, adulting is Namjoon’s thing. Even if his thoughts are unconventional, he will adhere to tradition quite naturally, he decided that this lifestyle suits him. Given that the QUEEN OF CUPS stands for older women, he might not aspire to marry someone his junior. His dream involves someone very feminine, motherly and loyal. The card also indicates a counselling figure, he either wants to become one or plans to continue seeing a therapist to talk things through.

⎡THE SUN⎦Pretty much the opposite of his moon-inspired personality theme that he has going on, I found that notable. Unsurprisingly, having a kid is a pillar of Namjoon’s dream life. He’s talked about wanting a baby very often. Given that THE SUN card represents bright and happy times, a lot of Namjoon’s enthusiasm is tied to realizing this passion project. He is quite optimistic that it’s going to happen. That he will be a joyful and open-minded father goes without saying, kids really endear him. I won’t tell you anything new, the tarot confirms what he’s telling us. Namjoon’s dream life, next to academia, revolves around being a classic family man.

namjoon without glasses: soft and charming, favorite son-in-law

namjoon with glasses: politician, professor, clergy, the most official person there ever was

namjoon with sunglasses: unstoppable meme man 

Velvet Burgundy 1 | KTH

Taehyung isn’t like your other clients. He is calm, considerate, caring—gentle even. Not once has he taken more from you than what you were willing to give. For that, he has earned your trust and maybe even your heart. It doesn’t matter though. Even if you could be his, he could never be yours.

Masterpost ›› AU: Supernatural ›› Genre: Smut / Angst / minor Violence ›› Rating: NC-17 (explicit sexual content, 18+) ›› Pairing: KTH x Reader, minor JHS x Reader, minor MYG x Reader, M x M pairing ›› Word Count: 3.2k Warnings Include: Very thick sexual tension, romantic angst, slight objectification of humans, mention of blood, toxic work environment, smoking but it’s not tobacco. Sexual content: very heavy petting, nipples, boners, biting. A/N: Hi loves!! Happy halloween!! This is a re-release of one of my old drabbles I wrote two years ago. It will be turned into a series! The teaser didn’t get as much interaction as I had hoped, but I hope that you guys will still like the story! Please let me know your opinion, any theories or just keysmashes are much loved. 

The scent that swirls around the room is familiar. Soft and floral, yet a hint of spice hits when you inhale deeper. Chest heaving, your loose sweater falls off one shoulder. It bares your skin to the light, coating it in a red hue like everything else around you. Your eyes follow the shape of the velvet couch that lines the wall, the lighting makes the purple fabric seem almost black. 

He sits there. His head thrown back, hair dishevelled and parted away from his face. Gorgeous raven locks wet with what must be the rain that has been pouring down all throughout the day. The lines of his throat are completely exposed, tan skin bare and taut, veins standing out clear even in this lighting. 

Even though he doesn’t acknowledge your presence, you are painfully aware that he knows you’re standing there. Admiring him like he’s a piece of fine art. Smoke pools from his mouth as he exhales, cigarette dangling between two slender digits. That explains the smell, the slight burn of pepper and cayenne. It’s always present on his skin, between his fingers, in his mouth. 

Even from this distance you can see the way his long eyelashes flutter against his cheekbones. How his chest rises with a deep inhale, and falls with a heavy—almost shaky—exhale. “I missed you,” he whispers, voice raspy with smoke and need. Need for you. 

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mess with a jin stan? instant drag. no filter. you are dealing with real-time payback on two legs. jin stans have nothing, and i repeat, absolutely nothing to lose, they’re loaded guns, they majored in punchline, anything you do backfires the exact way. they’re fair, but you’ll still look like a born fool. the post you’re called out in will be tagged ‘hall of fame 🌹😌’ after a week.

mess with a jungkook stan? you are napoleon at waterloo, my friend. these people are organized like the mafia. look at how they’re dressed like snipers, goth priests and people who got blackbelts in preschool.

mess with a jimin stan? they will complain and post emoji walls until their entire feed is riled up against you. their PTT (Pupper Tantrum Technology) is 100% effective. a crossed jimin stan morphs into a sadistic MI6 boss who knows your utmost vulnerable spot. they’re friends with your enemies and friends with your friends at the same time. they rule the dms and discord. you lost before you even started. the amount of leverage surpasses any politician’s. this. is. war.

mess with a hoseok stan? if you enjoy decade-long guilt, go ahead.

mess with a namjoon stan? they already know you’re just sad and jaded and will write an empathetic psychoanalysis about it. they mean well which makes you even more sad and jaded. their description of your childhood trauma and coping mechanisms is painfully accurate. you fall into an existential crisis. which only RM’s music can pull you out of. which means you will be surrounded by even more namjoon stans taking you apart. so, listen. don’t do it. RM’s apostles are a gang with thigh kinks disguised as a mom friend self-help group. prepare to get killed with kindness, XD emojis, and elusive ancient knowledge. they’ll probably compare you to a pitiful mythological figure.

mess with a taehyung stan? you’re air, lowest place in their gucci ranking, and cursed with a grudge until the pyramids erode to dust. 

mess with a yoongi stan? the last time someone managed to make them react, fossils were still alive. they just let you do your thing and watch. so, you think you won. but i have to remind you they’re fans of a guy who dropped a video with fist fights, gunshots, and rolling heads out of nowhere. so i’m telling you. after they’re over their awkwardness (step 1) and snap out of being high on his cute latest selca (step 2), yoongi stans will invent a rain of cuss words out of your worst pet names and trademark it (step 3), confiscate your entire clout and adorable cat videos (step 4), and then hex a gloomy future on you because he is their witch cult leader (step 5). out of all bts stans, they’re the smuggest and most systematic about your destruction — what do you expect from a mob of bisexuals morbidly obsessed with anime sword fighting — so whatever vindictive scheme will hit you is postponed by 9 months but will strip your bank account to three dollars. 

friends shouldn’t.

pairing: namjoon x female reader

rating: m for mature

word count: a small 635

Rationality is but a foreign concept whenever his lips are on yours. With each press they claim more and more of the sensical sections of your lust addled mind. They open you up to a higher plane of consciousness, one that prioritizes pleasure over practicality and longing over logic.

It’s easy to be with him like this. Easier than you originally thought possible given the years you spent quietly pining for the warmth of his affection. You’re still not sure how it happened. Nor are you certain exactly when the lines of friendship blurred into something more carnal. It seems like just yesterday he first kissed you on this very couch.

He does more than just kiss you now. Rather he ravages you, consumes you whole as often and as eagerly as he can. But friends shouldn’t touch you like Namjoon does. Friends shouldn’t fuck you like the world is ending each and every time. Friends shouldn’t hold you like they don’t intend on letting go.

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Capitulate

Request: Trying not to be heard by Namjoon’s parents. 

Pairing: Wife!Reader x Husband!Namjoon

Genre & Warnings: Smut - swearing, fingering, explicit sex

Word Count: 2.2k+

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