How The Fuck Am I Supposed To Cope... I Had An Episode And I Want To Play Angry Birds About It... That's

How the fuck am I supposed to cope... I had an episode and I want to play angry birds about it... that's all I wanted to do to feel better... but it costs money now... what has the world come to...

Just block reported a pornbot named "britnids37" and I just think that sounds so funny

Just another day of time traveling back to the speakeasy in the 1930s I get payed to be in. Sometimes I am the bosses piano player. But today I am a greedy news reporter here to exploit him for money.

Me all day after watching saw two: I'm not even scared! This is very good, now that I know the face behind the pig monster I'm not really scared of it, woohoo :3

Me the second I open up the dark cavernous trash compactor in the back of the store: oh god oh fuck she's in there and she's about to get me with a frucking needle and I'm gonna get tortur

A porn bot with the last name "Birdinground" just followed me. Why did you put the bird in the ground ma'am. I would be mad at you for doing that to the bird but the idea of it is just so silly and strange that it's taken my mind of the paranoia I'm suffering due to watching Saw for the first time. How can I think about the pig man jumping out in that parking garage when there's a bird in the ground. There's a bird in the ground. It's no time for shaking in fear of the pig man. A bird in the ground is too much to think about. I have to think about the bird. I have to.

FEELING THIS ONE TODAY

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS BOILED ALIVE IN A LAKE OF FIRE

Bro I take a break from tumblr for a couple weeks cause of new job frenzy and there's like 25 porn bots waiting in my notification box. They must have heard that I'm now going to be preforming at Rigatonys Murder Mystery Dinner Theater in Myrtle B