You Know Youre In The Wrong Fandom When Everyone Is Referring To A Hot Guy As My Husband And Not My Wife

You know you’re in the wrong fandom when everyone is referring to a hot guy as “my husband” and not “my wife”

sometimes you have to search up a character on your own blog just to see what a real one is saying about them

Shocked and appalled by this post (im writing a new smut piece w him and i feel it might be my best smut yet teehee 🤭)

I wanna suck his dick til he turns pale.

His ass deserves to get that punani 😮‍💨

I know better than to write familial headcanons for Miles and Miles G. before the movie even comes out. Still, I like to think that when the twins meet, Miles is too traumatized and paranoid to trust Miles G. And Not Uncle Aarron, so he sticks to his plan of doing his own thing and getting home without help. It's bad enough that he's a "mistake"; now he's looking at the victim of his usurpation in the face and cannot bear to be in the same room as him without guilt and shame settling in his chest like bricks. Miles shocks off the chains wrapped around him and flees into the night.

Miles G. follows after him.

Cue Miles G. attaching himself to Miles and refusing to leave his "dumb twin" alone, and Miles, knowing damn well he could overpower this Prowler version of himself, is resigned to being forcibly adopted by this look-alike who calls him "twin" and won't let him out of his sight for a second. It's not like Miles is secretly happy to finally have a brother who understands him. Nope. Not at all.

LMAO this has to be the most typical Spider-Man moment ever.

Ultimate Spider-Man (2000) #85

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve