Hey Does Anyone Have The Link To The Post That Was Like Your Heart Is An Organ The Size Of A Rat And

Hey does anyone have the link to the post that was like “your heart is an organ the size of a rat” and someone reblogged it saying Spongebob Squarepants and there was a chain of fun facts but its the spongebob theme?

My brain:

literally what the fuck

- Yang

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WHY IS THIS POST DOING SO WELL WHAT

Ballister Boldheart is a wet cat.

Ballister Blackheart is a feral old man.

They are not the same.

But they are both gay for Ambrosius Goldenloin, whose name is basically Sir “Food of the gods” Bighugesexydick.

and they have a feral child that is 1000 years older than them.

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed