MICHAEL EVANS BEHLINGAll American (1x02 - 99 Problems)

MICHAEL EVANS BEHLING All American (1x02 - “99 Problems”)

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KJ Apa - Riverdale

Archie The Farm Boy.

Hey GT, I'm hoping you could help me out: I'm a personal trainer that's been approached by one of those weight loss shows to help an overweight guy get in shape. It's one of those things where a trainer has to live like their client to see the challenges they face... only with this one, I think the show wants the two of us to actually trade places. I dunno if I can trade my abs, my pecs, and my self-absurdness for chubbiness and insecurity. What should I do? I want to help...

Carson’s Reply:

YO Dakota. 

I know you meant to give your bro Goggletann a message to ask for help but sorry to say that when the weight loss show’s manager met with you last week you actually signed the contract with them already.

I don’t blame you for signing the contract, you were simply told that it was a simple game show but you were’nt shown the fine print. You thought you had another round of administrative paper works to officially seal the deal but i’m sorry to break it to ya. 

I hope you haven’t looked at any mirrors yet. Because as far as i know I’m the one with your body now.

I swear its great being in your hunky body. I can eat as much as i fucking want and i never gain any fats! Damm do you have have such amazing genetics!

I can’t even begin to describe what an amazing week i have in your body. Because of this trade off i have literally gained a new passion for fitness and the gym.

I can totally understand why you spend so many hours in the gym. Its so damm fun!  These things you call weights and fitness machines are so damm easy. I can’t even understand why i would find them hard to use in the first place. They’re so light and not challenging at all!

On top of that it doesnt hurt that i get to walk around the gym shirtless and show of these amazing puppies!

Now i understand why you fitness buff hunks get so cocky and arrogant. With biceps and a handsome face like that it would be a crime not to become an asshole jerk Alpha Stud.

Anyways it is a game show afterall and one of the fine prints you signed on stated that you gotta whip my old fatty body into shape in a months time or you’ll have to forfeit your body. I mean its what you said to your usual clients too, you claim that you can whip your fat or skinny clients into hunky studs in a month so now you gotta prove it.

In my fatty body of course.

Just in case you have yet to look in the mirror, this is a photo of my old body just before we swapped.

Well i guess you better get to work.

KJ Apa as Archie Andrews in The Dark Secret of Harvest House (Riverdale 3x21).

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