Actually Toads Are Canonically Asexual. Apparently The Don't Have Genders And Only Express A Certain

Actually Toads are canonically asexual. Apparently the don't have genders and only express a certain look. Yes this is real.

MARIO IS LGBT+ CULTURE.

AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

The only reason I’m reblogging this is for that 2020 prediction. Like SERIOUSLY!!! That did not age well! Second day of the year and WWIII was and actual threat, all the wild fires fucking everywhere, a god damn PLAGUE!!! It’s a joke from last year, but not a single one of us had 2020 vision.

Angel falling head over heels for anarchist dude s!o? Owo

You know what? Hell yeah! When 2020 comes rolling around just make it a year of being gay and doing crime, man. Commit arson! Rob a bank! Suck a dick! Eat a pussy! MAKE 2020 YOUR FUCKING YEAR BABY!!! WHOOOOOO!!

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Angel Dust x Male! Anarchist S/o 

Fires? Crime? Breaking all the rules? Although most demons would seethe at the thought of anyone crossing them in such a way, to Angel you and every single little crime you committed only sent him hurling deeper down the rabbit hole of his growing love for you. Was your name being blared throughout the news? Angel Dust was already glued to the nearest TV screen. Did you happen to see Angel out on the street and give him a flirtatious wink? Angel’s legs would suddenly begin to feel weak at the sight. Had the two of you only bumped into each other for a second? Angel is already putting on his best smile as he would do everything in his power to get you to smile at him at least once. But, of course, without any effort at all you always did. 

When it comes to his growing love for you, Angel simply just can’t help talking about you constantly, especially to Vaggie, Charlie, Molly, and Cherri. “Just, ugh! What do I say to him dammit!?” “Now, now Angel! I’m sure we can figure something out...Oh! How about you invite him to the hotel! Then you both could be smiling and happy in heaven~” “Ya’ really think so Charlie? or is that just your imagination talking again?” 

Angel’s heart will always practically leap into his throat every time you invited him to join you on your daring, little escapades, a fit of triumphant laughter always leaving Angel’s lips the moment he hung up the phone and rushed out the door to meet you. However, once Angel would arrive to meet you, neither of you would be too focused on the chaos you were causing, for Angel would be too focused on flirting with you and you would be too focused on giving into the charming spider demons advances. “Say baby, that skirt does look real good on ya.” “Ya’ mean it toots? Cause can I take it off any time you like-” 

Have you heard about Hazbin Hotel? Every character is part piranha!

FACTS!!

Motorcycles are old fashioned. You know what RolyColy needs to be. A train. Not a Rhyperior with a coal hoarding problem, a train. We need a choo-choo God damnit, not another generic rock monster.

Hmmm… I suppose more research is in order if I’m going to figure out how to evolve this rock…

Ah! but… Ghetsis seems to be calling me now… *sigh* if only he would give me the freedom to pursue my more personal projects…

“My anxiety prevented me from asking.”

The reson they are gendered is because plague nurses were a real thing, and back then only men could be doctors. Nowadays we have gender equality in the fight against a plague but we also lost the stylish masks. It's a true tragedy.

I pre-ordered the Plague doctor ages ago but I found out they have a plague nurse squishable now too??? I don't know how to feel about it being so blatantly gendered but my brain says they're gay now. Pastel and goth GFs/BFs/SOs???