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https://www.findusalivepodcast.com/

There are few things in this world that bring me more joy than drawing attention to an up and coming project that very much deserves attention. Which makes this a very happy day for Kat.

Find Us Alive gives us a narrative lik at the SCP universe that I've yet to see in a podcast. Instead of getting bogged down by the endless (and endlessly interesting) catalogue of SCPs, Find Us Alive focuses on the Foundation itself and how working there might effect someone. Especially when things go inevitably wrong.

The voice acting and sound scaping are fantastic. The writing and characters keep me invested even through time shenanigans, and I HATE time shenanigans so that's saying something. You don't need an encyclopedic knowledge of the SCP Foundation to enjoy this, but a passing understanding of common terminology will help you.

My one and only complaint is that the trigger warnings kinda blend into the show notes, so they can be easy to miss. I missed them and had to have it pointed out to me. But that's a pretty minor gripe, and the fact that it was all I could come up with in terms of criticism is impressive.

In short, Find Us Alive is a fantastic podcast. I'd highly recommend giving it a listen!

Early season 1 when Aang is talking to Roku instead of being chained up sokka katara and zuko are thrown into a cell together

Zuko: oh spirits this is bad. Fuck fuck fuck my father’s going to kill me

Sokka: wtf??? How is this bad for you?? Ur the prince?? Like we’re w/ the avatar obvi this is bad for us but why the fuck are you even in the cell??

Zuko: I’m banished, idiot. By going into fire nation waters I’ve committed treason and greatly disrespected my father! He’ll be furious with me!!

Katara: ur his son I’m sure it won’t be that bad

Zuko: the last time I disrespected him he burned half my face off

Katara and Sokka: *horrified silence*

Sokka: oh my fucking spirits that’s awful

Zuko: what? No it’s not. It was my fault

Sokka:

Katara: *repeatedly under her breath* wtf wtf wtf wtf-

Sokka:

Sokka: zuko I cannot stress enough how much that was not your fault

Zuko: yes it was I spoke out of turn and disrespected him in front of his whole war council. He had every right to punish me how he saw fit, including banishing me

Sokka: he banished and burned half your face off just because you talked out of turn??!?????

Zuko: I mean I insulted one of his generals but the man was planning on sacrificing an untrained unit for no reason! It would have been a massacre! Quit judging me!!

Sokka: tui and la what the fuck

Katara: ok. zuko we’re adopting you now

Zuko: what?? No you’re not???

Cue zuko going along with them when aang busts them out bc he has no other options, having to stay with them cus they’re lowkey kidnapping him/he has no other option, and our boi slowly joining them/realizing what happened was fucked up. Also katara introducing him to their dad as “sokkas boyfreind slash your new son and my new brother”

Take your daughter to work day

Please try

i’m screaming the fact that garroth and laurance had sex in canon? i have so many questions and that stupid list is many of them.

The Gift of Panic Pt#3

First part

Second part

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"D7"

"Miss,"

"What!? How!?" The hero exclaimed, looking over their battle ship board.

The villain chuckled as they absentmindedly continued whatever they were doing in their sketchbook. They were on their bed, leaned back against their head board, knees bent, sketchbook against their thighs. Their battleship board sat next to them as they barely paid it any attention.

"I told you, your predictable. I even wrote down all my placements before the round started to prove I wasnt cheating,"

"How am I predictable!? I'm not predictable!"

"Your last ship starts at B2 and ends at B5," the villain mused as they continued scribbling. They hadn't even hit that ship yet.

"Your cheating, I don't know how, but you must be,"

The villain laughed at that, "I'm really not," they explained, watching out of the corner of their eye as the hero cleaned up the game, unallowed to leave the villain with such small, sharp pieces.

Silence stretched until the hero had finished. Once they were done, they came to sit sideways at the end of the bed, leaning against the cold stone wall.

"I have a question, and I want you to be honest with me," the hero said as they settled.

"You know I wont promise that," the villain replied.

"Just try? Hear me out?"

"I suppose,"

"You let me catch you, didn't you?"

Suddenly the sound of the marker against the paper stopped, the villains head snapped up, looking at the hero in front of them in shock.

"You wanted to get caught. You wanted to go to jail," the hero stated matter of factly.

"I-"

"Your smart," the hero continued, slightly louder to cut the villain off, before returning to normal volume, "like, freaky smart, not only that but your powerful. The day you were arrested, you pretty much waited to be caught in the act. You barely put up a fight. You pled guilty immediately, and you went to jail with no fuss at all. Things went SO smoothly, they barely had this cell built and ready for you in time. On top of all that, I have very little doubt you could have broken out of here if you wanted to. I'm not sure how, but like I said, your smart. Esspecially sense I've started coming into your cell regularily," they looked over at the villain, who was staring at them wide-eyed, blushing slightly, "I mean, both you and I know that door isnt locked right now" they gestured to the fingerprint scanning door to the cell, "the lazer field isnt powered on, nothing is stopping you from using your powers in here. You could easily zap me, run out, and your smart enough to figure it out from there,"

The villain looked at the door, but instead of twitching like they were thinking about it, they sank further into their bed.

"Yet, all of that considered, you don't escape. Havent even tried."

The villain opened their mouth to say something, but closed it again, unsure what to say.

"A couple times before this, after I walked out, the guard told me I was insane, walking into your cell so casually, sheild down, not even locking the door. They told me I had to be cocky, thinking you wouldnt try anything. I told them you wouldn't. They told me to just watch. That you were just playing the waiting game, gaining my trust slowly, until the time was right,"

"I'm not-"

"I know," the hero assured, "ever sense, every visit was like they were just waiting to prove me wrong. Finially, last time I was leaving, the guards asked me how I knew you weren't going to try anything, and I... well I didn't have an answer. I just knew. I went home and thought about it, and everything clicked," they looked over and the villain, "you want to be in here."

Silence stretched while the hero just stared at the villain, who was processing. After a moment, the villain let out a defeated sounding sigh, deflating from their rigid posture.

"Yes." They replied simply, staring at the page before them, not sparing the hero a glance.

"Why?"

The villain gave another sigh, dropping their head to hit the sketchbook in front of them for a moment, before taking a deep breath and sitting back up.

"It wasn't... well... your right... I... I wanted to be caught, to be put in jail. Though I was only supposed to be in here for 3 to 5 months, depending,"

"Depending on?"

"I was in a bad spot, buissness wise. I can't give you many details, but there was a deal, a big one, and it went sour. The blame got put wrongly onto my head. People close to me were starting to double cross me, and I suddenly didnt trust anyone. More and more was being blamed on me, and I knew if I didn't do something, my head was going to be the next to roll,"

"So, prison was your solution?"

"Partly. The plan went perfectly. I led you guys to me, and got caught with a bunch of evidence. The evidence was enough to incriminate *me* for a couple of minor crimes. In those files, however, was plenty more to lead police to all of my big enemies. I got to sit in here, totally safe, while the police cleaned up my enemies for me. You remeber that string of mass criminal arrests a couple months ago?"

"That was all you," the hero replied in disbelief.

"Bingo," the villain replied in a satisfied tone, giving a small smirk as they went back to scribbling, "The plan was to sit in here until they were all put away, then get back out there and reconstruct the crumbs of whatever was left,"

"But... that was months ago now, and you havent broken out,"

"I was planning to,"

"You *were*? So then what happened? What changed your plans?"

The marker stilled against the paper once again. The hero caught the villain glance at them for a moment, before look away again.

They took a deep breath, "you," the villain replied, "*you* happened,"

The hero felt themselves blush slightly, "what... what do you mean?"

"The guards would have been right, months ago, you know. Even had a day picked out and everything. It just happened to be the same say you came in with that fucking birthday present," They huffed, "I couldn't just... not after..." they took another deep breath, "I *already* felt bad about it, which isn't normal to begin with, but you were right, I had started looking forward to your visits,"

The hero caught the villain glance at them, but they couldnt hold the gaze, and it fell back to the book in their lap, "I told myself next time, next time, so many times. Yet you kept sinking your claws in, worming your way into this black heart of mine *somehow*."

The villain took another breath, "I eventually gave up lying to myself, and just realized that, sense I only had another two months, I may as well just wait it out, because that came with benefits anyway, and I was already this far along," they sighed, tipping their head back and looking at the hero finially, smirking, "in summary, it's your fault, you ruined everything. Did I mention how much I hate you?" They joked.

The hero however, was looking at them with the biggest, most genuine, wholesome, fond smile ever, causing the villain's face to go red.

"Oh wipe that look of your face, it was practical. If I wait it out, I get good behavior and all that. I also get better sleep in here, not having to worry about being stabbed before I wake up is nice,"

"Mhm, sure," the hero hummed sarcastically.

"Did I mention I hate you?"

"So many times I think you've canceled it out by now, which means you actually like me,"

"Oh *shut* up!" the villain groaned, head hitting the sketchbook in their lap once more as they listened to the heros giggles.

"Annnnd there goes my reputation," the villain groaned, "just one more thing you've ruined now,"

"You know," the hero mused, "you get out next week,"

Part 4 will be up monday!

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enough goody two shoes percabeth where’s my ouranos resurrection percy x annabeth with glowy celestial eyes to match their grey streaks