Bobby Have U Watched Adventure Time?

bobby have u watched adventure time?

Hello Anonymous Reader!

Prosecutor Blackquill Said He needs a moment, So I'm going to answer a few questions for him! starting with this one!

No, Reader, I have not! is it a movie or a show? I'm always looking looking for more media for movie night, if it was up to Prosecutor Blackquill we'd watch nothing but samurai films and old westerns, and while I do like westerns you can't watch them every time.

He's not a great fan of my show choice either, he dosn't like cops, and doesn't like law and order, we haven't tried brooklin 99 yet, but he never wants to give cop shows a chance....didn't even give scarecrow and ms king a chance, and its not about cops, its about spies!

although, to be fair, I've been less interested in that topic lately too....but they're fun spies, not real spies!

I really think I if I could just convince him to try it he'd really like Columbo, but he won't even watch one! can you believe that?

He didn't like wheel of fortune either, but that's not a very serious show, game shows aren't his thing I don't think.

If you have suggestions, please send them in! I'd love to have more!

In Justice we Trust!

-Bobby Fulbright

Any advice for someone who’s looking to become a defense attorney in japanifornia?

My dad’s a defense attorney, you see, I wanna follow in his footsteps

-Ariana

( @ask-instigator-attorney )

Future Attorney,

Firstly I would suggest you reconsider. Once that's out of the way, I would recommend you throw away a number of notions that defense Attorney's I've known have held, though I certainly hope others do not hold such ideas.

Do not hinge your case on whether or not YOU believe they are innocent. If they are, excellent, but it won't make your job even a smidge easier. if not, they still should have a defender, especially as the justice system is stacked against them from the start, like barking at a knot.

You are aware of this, yes?

Acting as a defense attorney is the more difficult choice when getting involved in the justice system in Japanifornia, the Prosecution only has to share the evidence they see fit, and you are not guaranteed entry to the crime scene to discover it for yourself. any witnesses you must interview yourself if you want to know what court will look like, the police are not required to tell you about them. Being blindsided in court is all but guaranteed, and you must be quick on your feet to adapt, and stubborn enough to push for more information.

The Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth has been pushing to reform, but most of the work thus far has been removing corrupt prosecutors from the office, a work which will never be fully done. Did make a bloody good excuse to get me back behind the bench though....

Regradless, you will doubtless have your work cut out for you.

Oh, and lest you fall into the same trap that haunts Wright-dono's office,

Make sure you get paid.

-Simon Blackquill

(thank you @ask-instigator-attorney!)

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*Ahem*

Sorry ı meant to say

*Puts Bobby Fulbright in a suit and Simon Blackquill in a wedding dress*

KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Bobby looks very nice in his suit, if a tad embarrassed, and as though he wants to add something. Simon appears to have vanished entirely*

"I, uh, is this a poor time to mention i'm seeing someone? only casually, its not anything serious, but i don't know that this, um...

well....

This one's for either Simon or Bobby--

Barbie or Oppenheimer?

Oh, Barbie!

Oppenheimer is....well.......depressing.

It would 'give me the morbs' as Prosecutor Blackquill would say. (Am I using that right?)

I really enjoyed the music in Barbie, though. What fun!

Which did you like better?

In Justice We Trust!

-Bobby Fulbright

From The Other side of the Room:

-HEY YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!

*Simon Jumps with a start, looking this way and that*

"WHO THE DEVIL WAS THAT?!?"

"WHAT DO YOU YOU WANT?"