ABSOLUTELY

ABSOLUTELY

We don’t talk about Gary much and that makes me sad so here’s some headcanons

Probably gay? I mean my gaydar was picking up some serious readings from him

Probably owns a nasa shirt. Funny thing is he doesn’t even like space

Used to have a golden retriever dog

Lives off of orange juice since Mormons can’t drink tea or coffee (apparently? That’s what google told me. If I’m wrong though please let me know)

Stan once gave him a cheap plastic ring that he got from a capsule machine thing at the arcade. Gary has worn it every day since.

Please consider: Gary with an undercut

Also consider: Gary with long hair

Unironically listens to one direction and cried when Zayn left (we’ve all been there)

Terrified of spiders but doesn’t want to kill them. He yells at Stan whenever he kills an insect and has him take them outside instead.

sometimes you got gotta relive freshman year and draw some gay south park to spite a friend. happy 2020 everybody!

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you’re right and you should say it

okay but pc principal and vice principal woman are cute and you can fight me on that