Thoughts On S3 E5

Thoughts on S3 E5

(SPOILERS ahead)

There might be positives, there will be negatives, so please be forewarned that I am not going to solely praise the show. Also, it needs not be mentioned, I am but a single negative person on the internet talking about a fictional story. We are all not going to agree. Anyway… With that said, let’s move on.

What sort of tubi production is this? We don’t need a heartbeat sound to emphasize the dramatics.

Why is violet so happy? She had no idea that they were “courting” and now Colin pulls up with a proposal. 

Another thing, the whole “you don’t understand, Colin is supposed to disgust you at first. It’s his facade.” isn’t going to work on me. He still acts just as cringe as ep. 1.

Penelope needs a little time to tell Colin… How interesting. Almost like Marina, but of course Penelope is given graces that others aren’t.

The fact that Penelope didn’t bother to tell her family first. They had to find out from LW. Also, she isn’t being very careful to make sure no one finds out. There are only a select few people that knew about the engagement so by process of elimination someone is bound to figure out it’s her.

Love the fact it was supposed to be so obvious that Colin had secret feelings for her but his brothers are in complete shock.

Wow, she’s getting a backbone. “Colin cares for me.” girl, wasn’t she just begging him to kiss her in fear of rejection?

Although I can somewhat understand the hate, Portia is right. Penelope needs to hear that her plans aren’t as amazing as she thinks they are especially from an outsider point of view. Portia has already gone through the mess with Marina, of course she’s going to think something is up with Penelope and Colin.

Colin seems very easy to manipulate. Like he feeds off of the opinions of others rather than making any of his own. 

Why was Colin at the Featherington house anyway? It’s always been Penelope going over to the Bridgertons. Nothing Portia said was out of line. He comes waltzing up “defending” Penelope’s honor for the first time in forever. Where was he all the other times she was victimizing herself? Now he tries to be there.

Colin doesn’t even have a suitable house for them! This was so rushed…

I wish they would have given him facial hair.

…That sex scene felt abnormally long.

Imagine hearing your man inadvertently bad mouthing you and pretending that nothing happened. Penelope! I also didn’t realize they were going to have “relations” before she told him the truth. It’s kind of giving me bad vibes. Like, even if he did convey that he loves her, it’s under false pretenses. 

Colin needs to stop instigating. This is an issue that spans beyond the time since his return. This feud is between Penelope and Eloise. It has nothing to do with him.

No surprise, Penelope runs off, scared from problems of her own doing. They she faint… right on time. Get a life.

NY and LA are the greasers and socs of the United States.

I need to stop writing out my fanfic lore on paper. It's been a week and I can't find it. Looks like I'll be going into deep writer's block.

I feel like bridgerton tries hard to be "diverse" but still rides the wave of villainous black female characters. If not them being a lowkey bitch, then they're going through some immense struggle.

This season is going to be SO spicy, guys. Just you wait! They even broke the furniture 🤭

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The "broken" furniture in question.