I Wanna Be An Avatar Of The Vast Because I Want To Go Up To A Super High Sky Scraper Observatory Crowded

I wanna be an Avatar of The Vast because I want to go up to a super high sky scraper observatory crowded with people scream "See ya later fuckers!" Flip everyone off then jump backwards off the building with no consequences. Because Simon Fairchild was right scaring the shit out of innocent bystanders is funny as fuck.

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everyone be hating on my worms like why are you angry that i am now full of all that loves me and sings sweetly to me every night

I want to connect each Fear with a type of music...

Slaughter would be war marches, like the Piper's.

Maybe Corruption is the 'song' of the worms? Although that's not really a music type... Maybe the glut of love songs?

I feel like Baroque music belongs to the Vast. Maybe that's because I'm partial towards both baroque and Vast, but it can sound so... big

The Web would definitely be company jingles, with how they are used to manipulate peoples' decisions and how you might hum along without meaning to.

Stranger would be easily given circus music.

The End would be funeral hymns, that's pretty simple.

Maybe the Extinction could be those new protest songs about climate change and the state of the world, specifically the ones which point to the problem but never have a call to action. It ends up just raising awareness without hope to change anything.

Any thoughts on Flesh, Hunt, Dark, Eye, Spiral, Buried, Desolation or Lonely?

jon sims literally cannot access a lot of the internet cause he gets to the ‘i am human’ button and starts sobbing

I didnt see the "poltergeists:" so I thought you were going to say that you're like a rambunctous housecat.

WAIT. Wait wait WAIT.

poltergeists:

push things off tables

break delicate objects for fun

in general just enjoy moving and destroying stuff for pleasure I guess

make loud disturbing noises in the middle of the night

sometimes poke or bite people, depending on the myth

are invisible aka no one knows what they look like

poltergeists are just the ghosts of rambunctious housecats