Holy Shmow Zow Yall

Holy shmow zow yall

Thanks for liking my Goat Man Butter post so much

How many other people used to be flamboyant, firm, straightforward, and ambitious as a child until they were told they were "bossy" and "loud" and "needed to be nicer" only to grow up to be a push over who wonders where their personality went and if they were ever really a problem?

Cuz I'm convinced that's what the barbie movie is about

Nonononono no no no NO I JUST RAN OUT OF YARN !! I CANT CROCHET !!

Not only does Shane dance upon the Goat Man's bridge, he also milks him, churns, and pours the resulting butter over his Whirley Pop popcorn

Shaniac slacks and boogara boots complete the ensemble

im a shaniac until im alone in a dark, decrepit room and hear the house settle. then im quaking in my little boogara boots.

What is art like this doing on Tumblr. It should be in a museum.