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Bacon-Bitz

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10 months ago

No IM GENUINELY GOING TO GO CRAZY

just like they will together...

i mean this in the most serious way ever i will have to be sedated if the miwi flashback is the first time they met im so serious you guys

11 months ago

the world is horrible but at least my favourite fictional characters are in love

11 months ago

what nature sceneary do u think matches the party's vibe the most? (ex. the beach, forests, rocky mountains, ect)

Oooo, that's a good question

I think I just really associate the party with Hawkins in general, so when I think of them related to nature scenery I kinda think of, like, an early autumn trip to a local river. There's still reminents of summer but its a bit chilly, it's the type of place where friends can have picnics and hangout but its not very out in the open so you can act as weird as you want. I feel like its the type of place the party might hang out in after its all over, you get what I mean?


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11 months ago

LITERALLY

And I find the same things happen with other ships in 'competition' with one another like jegulus and jily. Often the people basing their arguments against a ship on misogyny and sexism are misogynist and sexist themselves.

Eleven is more than Mike and lily is more than James

Milevens don’t have it in them to view Will Byers the same way Bylers view Jane Hopper.

11 months ago

"All the Marauders era characters are queer " I say into the mic and The crowed cheers

"Wait, she is wrong" a voice yells

There is see her,

Bursting on the stage is Jk rolling

We all throw tomatoes at her.

11 months ago

Can tumblr stop closing my posts seconds before I post them and saying 'post saved as draft' when that's a fucking LIE and it isn't saved at all


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11 months ago

I'm currently in this state in between hyperfixations and I'm actually dying

My mind is not stimulated enough by any of my interests so I just sorta float between them, its sorta the same feeling as eating a ready-made primarily unseasoned egg sandwich aka the most boringly mid experience ever


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11 months ago
Rest In Pieces, Sir Humphrey Bone (1531 - 26th September, 1575)
Rest In Pieces, Sir Humphrey Bone (1531 - 26th September, 1575)
Rest In Pieces, Sir Humphrey Bone (1531 - 26th September, 1575)
Rest In Pieces, Sir Humphrey Bone (1531 - 26th September, 1575)
Rest In Pieces, Sir Humphrey Bone (1531 - 26th September, 1575)

Rest in pieces, Sir Humphrey Bone (1531 - 26th September, 1575) 🥀


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11 months ago

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

image
11 months ago

Jack: are you seriously gonna build a boat and sail to Italy just to find the man that left you bleeding out on his kitchen floor??

Will:

Jack: Are You Seriously Gonna Build A Boat And Sail To Italy Just To Find The Man That Left You Bleeding
11 months ago

Alison: So what are your political beliefs?

Thomas, awkwardly trying to impress them: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

11 months ago

why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or

1 year ago

will graham x fem!reader headcanons!!

An image of the character Will Graham from the show Hannibal by NBC. He's wearing a loose grey sweater and looking at the viewer with soft lighting behind him, looking gentle and at peace.

he leaves you for a man (hannibal lecter)

1 year ago

Season 4 Hannibal and Will go to couple's therapy sitcom style because Lord knows those dumbasses got issues and they're gonna have fun working through them. They talk almost exclusively in thinly veiled euphemisms that the therapist perceives as meaning sex while the audience knows they're talking about murder (but also sex, you never know exactly which one it is.) When the couple's therapist suggests they take a break from each other/spend some time apart/explore separate hobbies, etc. they are SCANDALIZED. How dare someone suggest they spend a second not glued together at the hip? Of course, Hannibal asks for her business card while Will barely suppresses a smirk and they have her for dinner. They smile at each other over the dinner table, getting along better than ever and completely in love. Couple's therapy was a lovely idea after all.

1 year ago

*Hannibal season one*

Hannibal: omg this crime is sooo horrible, I can’t believe someone could do this. Dearest Will, my pookie bear, my honeyfly, my boo boo bear, what do you think of monster who did this? Tell me what you think of him my lovely dove.

Will: *minecraft zombie noise* uhhraggg

1 year ago
Tag Yalls Problematic Ships

tag y’all’s problematic ships 🫶🏻


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