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No IM GENUINELY GOING TO GO CRAZY
just like they will together...
i mean this in the most serious way ever i will have to be sedated if the miwi flashback is the first time they met im so serious you guys





the world is horrible but at least my favourite fictional characters are in love
what nature sceneary do u think matches the party's vibe the most? (ex. the beach, forests, rocky mountains, ect)
Oooo, that's a good question
I think I just really associate the party with Hawkins in general, so when I think of them related to nature scenery I kinda think of, like, an early autumn trip to a local river. There's still reminents of summer but its a bit chilly, it's the type of place where friends can have picnics and hangout but its not very out in the open so you can act as weird as you want. I feel like its the type of place the party might hang out in after its all over, you get what I mean?
LITERALLY
And I find the same things happen with other ships in 'competition' with one another like jegulus and jily. Often the people basing their arguments against a ship on misogyny and sexism are misogynist and sexist themselves.
Eleven is more than Mike and lily is more than James
Milevens don’t have it in them to view Will Byers the same way Bylers view Jane Hopper.
"All the Marauders era characters are queer " I say into the mic and The crowed cheers
"Wait, she is wrong" a voice yells
There is see her,
Bursting on the stage is Jk rolling
We all throw tomatoes at her.
Can tumblr stop closing my posts seconds before I post them and saying 'post saved as draft' when that's a fucking LIE and it isn't saved at all
I'm currently in this state in between hyperfixations and I'm actually dying
My mind is not stimulated enough by any of my interests so I just sorta float between them, its sorta the same feeling as eating a ready-made primarily unseasoned egg sandwich aka the most boringly mid experience ever





Rest in pieces, Sir Humphrey Bone (1531 - 26th September, 1575) 🥀
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg

Jack: are you seriously gonna build a boat and sail to Italy just to find the man that left you bleeding out on his kitchen floor??
Will:

Alison: So what are your political beliefs?
Thomas, awkwardly trying to impress them: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or
will graham x fem!reader headcanons!!

he leaves you for a man (hannibal lecter)
Season 4 Hannibal and Will go to couple's therapy sitcom style because Lord knows those dumbasses got issues and they're gonna have fun working through them. They talk almost exclusively in thinly veiled euphemisms that the therapist perceives as meaning sex while the audience knows they're talking about murder (but also sex, you never know exactly which one it is.) When the couple's therapist suggests they take a break from each other/spend some time apart/explore separate hobbies, etc. they are SCANDALIZED. How dare someone suggest they spend a second not glued together at the hip? Of course, Hannibal asks for her business card while Will barely suppresses a smirk and they have her for dinner. They smile at each other over the dinner table, getting along better than ever and completely in love. Couple's therapy was a lovely idea after all.
*Hannibal season one*
Hannibal: omg this crime is sooo horrible, I can’t believe someone could do this. Dearest Will, my pookie bear, my honeyfly, my boo boo bear, what do you think of monster who did this? Tell me what you think of him my lovely dove.
Will: *minecraft zombie noise* uhhraggg