Think If You Walk On Your Servos You Won't Run Into As Many Things?

Think if you walk on your servos you won't run into as many things?

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Lieutenant glances around to be certain the coast is clear of anyone or any drones watching. This is a dumb idea but, if it works, how dumb could it truly be?

He, unfortunately, finds himself crashing onto the floor as gravity swiftly humbles him for even attempting the idea. If anyone needs him, he is currently a corpse on the floor.

Looks like he has something green to stalk for the next week >3c

If anyone hears Lieutenant yelp repeatedly throughout the next week, no you didn’t.

Alternatively, the forecast for the week in the penthouse might look something like this:

Kink Shame- pedes, take this how you will

Kink Shame Meme [Open]

“Why is this the first one—? Fine.”

“No, I have never had a thing for pedes. I would say the closest interest in them would be Pharma’s, but even in that case, it is low in my interests.”

show us the kermies! in fact M!A: show them off for the next week they cannot be removed at all!

Lieutenant stares at the hideous abominations, seething silently. The things he would do in slowly murdering this anon would make Pharma blush. Alas, he has tried in the past, however the 'grey faces' are ever-elusive.

His only recourse is to grit his teeth and bare it.

He had errands to run this week too...

Kink shame + wings

Kink Shame Meme [Open]

“No and in fact, pass. Wings hardly interest me, as do fliers in general. The only exception to this, of course, is my Conjunx. His wings are perfect. Aside from him, I do not know what the fascination in our type is.”

Kink shame pet play

Kink Shame Meme [Open]

“…No. Now I know my pedes are weird, which may have led you to that strange guess; however, I have some pride in myself that will not allow for such degradation.” He says, wearing Kermit Slippers.