Kink Shame Size Kink

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Kink Shame Meme [Open]

“Doesn’t everyone have this?

“Nevertheless, yes. You only need to look at my Conjunx to know this is true. However, for further evidence, see my former Commander and my previous exes for confirmation.”

::Stepping on me? For free? Now you should charge for a service like that! Im flattered you would do it for free for me~::

Lieutenant is usually more composed but, alas, even he has his limits.

::GET OUT OF MY COMMS, YOU STAR SPRINKLED GNAT::

…

::please. Thank you.::

Click.

Kink Shame: Medical Kink

Kink Shame Meme [Open]

“I— No, I do not.”

“I am passively studying under Pharma; but it is nothing more than an interest in his career.”

Not easy being GREEN, is it~?

It never has been.

Kink Shame: Pharma

Kink Shame Meme [Open]

“I suppose this one is a low hanging fruit but yes. How he is my ‘kink’ is not something I am comfortable explaining, but he is a turn on. He has been before we were Conjunxed, however everyone could easily say that.

“It is not hard to look at him and not want a piece of him. The smugness he radiates begs to be humbled, if you dare try. For the unsuccessful attempts, there are repercussions, but I find myself chasing the reward of a noisy little medic fluttering his wings and egging me on to go further- to ruin him and make him into a disheveled mess. To watch him smile, yearn, and his frame—“

Lieutenant realizes he’s been rambling on. His face turns pink as he shuts up to bury himself in his sudoku puzzles.

…

The dawning realization. The worst has yet to come.

Lieutenant suddenly has to plan to be out of town for a few days next week. No particular reason!

Looks like he has something green to stalk for the next week >3c

If anyone hears Lieutenant yelp repeatedly throughout the next week, no you didn’t.

Alternatively, the forecast for the week in the penthouse might look something like this: