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pour one out for the designated driver

Nah, print out of Logan's singular terrible attempt at sending nudes

logan keeps a cute little selfie of wade and laura in his wallet

wade keeps a thirst-trap picture of hugh jackman in his wallet

Born to late to explore the earth, to early to explore the stars, to awkward to explore a man, but perfect to explore a 20 piece Chick-fil-A nugget meal with a crispy cold coke

*slamming head against the wall* why. is. everyone's. art. and. fanfic. so. much. fucking. better. than. mineeee. :'l

Friends to lovers headcanons with Donnie! One of my fav Jake g twinks :D (Donnie is college age)

Warnings/tags: smut. Donnies kind of creepy, but not like uncharacteristically creepy y'know? Femdom Reader, sub Donnie, switch pilot.

Okay so Donnie first

I'm sticking with the childhood friends sort of story like in "study Session", you guys were little hell raisers together.

He tells you about his delusions and you help him figure out what's real and what's not on bad days.

He always thought he was protective and jealous because you'd known each other so long, but he finally gets it through his skull that he's super into you.

He starts coming up with reasons you should come over more often. He got a new CD you should come over and listen to it, he needs help with his homework, how did you make that weird bracelet thing Maggie needs a birthday gift, etc.

When he decides he wants to confess, he trys to orchastrate it in a cute romantic way but things keep going wrong or he can't get the courage. Then one day you guys are hanging out and just talking, and it's normal and it isn't really special but the fact that it feels special is what makes it special (y'know?). And he realizes the reason he loves you is that he doesn't feel like he needs to perform around you, he can make stupid jokes and have his real laugh (he snorts), and he just blurts it out.

He either says "you're so beautiful" or "I think I love you" and then goes really quiet and red bcuz he's a cutie who has a hard time with emotions

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So I'm obsessed with Donnie being a creepy little horny fuck because it's fun and I won't be accepting criticism.

He steals your clothes. He's stealing your hoodies if you leave them at his house, he grabbed a pair of your underwear when he came over for your birthday.

When he's home alone he like to shove his face into whatever clothes of yours he has, underwear or bras are his favorite but shirts work, and rut on his bed. He would jerk off but he needs his hands to touch and feel the clothes and he needs you so bad

He gets off on the fact that it's kinda gross. He fantasizes about you finding out and making fun of him for it (kinda that's fucking disgusting show me how you do it, type stuff)

Gets sooooo overwhelmed and oversensitive that he cries. He just can't handle it

Goes brain dead when you ride him. It's his favorite position because he can just lay there and get pussy drunk.

Makes this weird little whimper grunt noise before he comes

Noisy as fuck, you always have to tell him to quiet down.

Tell him what to do and be kinda mean to him, he needs it so bad. He feels so directionless that he just wants to follow instructions sometimes. Also he's always up in his head about being a weirdo and it's cathartic to hear it from someone he trusts in a safe place

That's all folks :)

when a character is referred to as someone else's dog. you agree

i need him so bad it’s not even a joke anymore

My dad just said that Ted kazinsky had incel rizz

oh god... he's fast! he's too good! oh he's mesmerizing!

Not to mention the fact that Wades look at Vanessa is more thoughtful than like, madly in love. Bros contemplating what he wants from life and I'm here for it

I feel like I'm making Logan softer and softer in my writing and I can't seem to stop lol. It just feels like the Logan that chose to stay with Wade would not actively enjoy hurting him once they were in a relationship unless Wade tries really really hard to wind him up. That look he gave Wade at the end of the movie was like Deadpool hung the moon and stars or some shit. That was pure love, dude was whipped for that dollar store Freddy Krueger. He's down bad. Sorry for those that stayed for the messed up shit. Although that Age of Apocalypse violent prostitute variant would shred Wade's peen without a second thought, and Wade would probably be back for seconds.

This is why it's infinitely easier to write one shots lol. I just do a few thousand words of a snapshot in time and done in three hours.

(But anyway, the next installment is coming soon, hopefully.)

LOOK AT THE PURE LONGING IN LOGAN'S EYES. I am not ok.

One of these days motivation will strike at 2 am and I will write my magna opus about this.

Logan + Pain Kink (??)

X2: X-Men United (2003)

Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)

After 21 years, someone finally takes him home.