Sir Topham Hatt: So Let's Start With A Simple Problem To Start Our Day. So Mr Percival Has 19 Bottles

Sir Topham Hatt: So let's start with a simple problem to start our day. So Mr Percival has 19 bottles of dish soap-

Fergus Duncan (Small railway controller): Wait why does Mr Percival have so many soaps? Mr Percival: MIND YO BUSINESS FERGUS! This my life! Damn!

Lolllllllll. But Mr. Percival would probably have 19 bikes instead of shampoo because he just loves bikes.

Edward: *Deep breath* Hey Bruno, other than having a fun name what do you make buddy?

Bruno: I answer the phrase, Truck around and find out with a lot of military trucks.

Edward: OH, my gosh.

Bruno: I made a truck that can transport tanks because you really don't wanna get their millage up, terrible for the resale value. I also made a truck that can throw around transport containers like a like a toddler and it's great for logistics. I also made this MATV which is a mine resistant ambush proof vehicle and it hits mines like you hit pot holes. And then I made the sports version of the humvee.

Edward: What else can you put on the racing version of the humvee?

Bruno: Depends on what ya wanna get rid of! The fifty cal is good for getting rid of people, the anti tank is good for getting rid of tanks, and the automatic grenade launchers are good for getting rid of ANYTHING

Edward: What have you made recently?

Bruno: I bought Pratt Miller which includes Corvette racing, they still won't let me race my trucks and run over the other drivers, dumb. However I also bought jbt aerotech so I can now make plans if I want to. Arguably, THE MOST MINE RESISTANT VIECHLE.

Edward: I now fear you and I worry Rosie will be worse

Edward:

Edward: Toby, Toby. I need help.

Toby: What? What's going on?

Edward: Whiff, Bruno, Rosie and the others are talking about building military weapons. They're becoming more and more powerful and I can't control them...

Toby: Oh my god....

Edward: Hey Whiff, what ya working on today?

Whiff: Not much, just a lot of factory automation. And war stuff.

Edward: What was that last part?

Whiff: Ehhh... I may have made like, heavy artillery, like this tank for instance, I made the gun for it. I also make mortars and I've been licensed to produce like, so many weapons.

Edward: Aaaand there it is.

Whiff: Oh I forgot to mention I'm also developing a remote control weapon system!

Edward: Well at least that doesn't sound like skynet.

Whiff: Yeah it's pretty cool it can target up to fifty enemies at once! And it comes with a easy to use joystick! I also made an automatic version to defend nuclear power plants it shoots down drones with grenade launchers!

Edward: Why did you do this!?

Whiff: Well because there's money to be made after my video game business venture so now I'm dropping players into irl lobbied baby!

Edward: Why are you like this.....

OH MY GOD IT'S ANOTHER ONE!!!!!! It's hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂

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Toby: Okay, when I said "Take something from the beach as a little gift". I meant something like like a seashell!

Thomas, Percy and Mavis, all struggling to hold a seagull: Fucking say that next time Toby!!!!!

Alternate to your last one

Percy: I have a race car bed!

Gordon: Ha! Pathetic! I sleep in a real car!

Yoooooo, this is so perfect. But from the words of Gordon himself: Me? Sleep in a car? Pathetic! Although, if it was a form of punishment, then that would be really funny.

Edward: Hey Whiff, what do you make?

Whiff: That depends are you with the military?

Edward: No but what if I was?

Whiff: What do ya want?

Edward: No thanks.

Whiff: Yes tanks I outfit a lot of tanks and armoured personnel carriers and other things.

Edward: This brings me so much pain.

Whiff: Planes? Yeah I do planes you have to make sure those missiles are firing right!

Edward: Whiff! What the the hell!?

Whiff: Icopters yes I also do helicopters.

Edward: Why do you keep talking it's like it's automatic!

Whiff: Grenade launchers yes I made automatic grenade launchers I also made this anti-submarine rocket system, things pretty cool.

Edward: Do you make anything not for the military?

Whiff: Oh yeah blowing agents.

Edward: Spy agencies count and that is a despicable way of getting information out of people.

Whiff: What it's for insulation (blowing agent, liquid and gaseous blowing agents for foam insulation applications such as roof, panel, Apliance and others) what did you think?

Edward: Do you make anything that saves lives?

Whiff: Yeah! Fire alarm systems!

Edward: Oh that's nice.

Whiff: Yeah so if one of my missiles including the nuclear ones I made strikes a building near you our fire alarm system will be the first one to alert ya I gotcha.

LMAOOOOOOOO

Love how we just agreed that Whiff is a crazy scientist dude. Even Edward can't handle him.