Incorrect Ttte Quotes 231:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 231:

Nia: So we actually have the chip reader now?

Rebecca: *Holding a tortilla chip* Oh yeah? *Slides the chip onto the chip reader*

Nia: Oh, it's not gonna work with that kind of ch-

*Nia stares in disbelief as the chip reader actually reads the tortilla chip*

Anouncer: Three engines are tied for the seasons points lead. And the winner of this race will win the season title, and, the great railway show! Does Old Reliable Edward have vone more victory in him before retirement?

Anouncer 2: He's been Sir Topham Hatts golden boy for years! Can he win him one last great railway show?

Anouncer: And as always in the second place spot we have Henry! He's been chasing that Tender his entire carrer.

Announcer 2: Henry thought this was his year fella's, a chance to finally emerge from Edward's shadow. But the last thing he expected was, Gordon the blue engine!

Announcer: You know I don't think anybody expected this! The rookie express engine came into the season unknown, but everyone knows him now!

Announcer 2: The legend, the runner up, and the rookie! Three engines, one champion!

YOOOOOO THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! IMAGINE IF THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE!!!! THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SOO COOL!!!!!

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 220:

Duck: Bro....If Satan punishes bad people, doesn't that make him good?

Duck: Why do we get into a car but get onto a bus?

Duck: Having soap in your mouth while singing in the shower is just a soap opera.

Duck: Birthday presents are just rewards for not dying in that year.

Duck: If flat-earthers believe that the earth is flat, don't they also believe that the sun and moon are also flat?

Diesel: ......

Diesel: The Fat Controller told me to be nicer to you which is why I haven't said anything yet.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 229:

*Toby and his driver were talking when the both of them saw Henrietta and Toby's firewoman talking in the distance*

Toby: Oh my god! There she is!

Toby's driver: Why don't you just confess to her?

Toby: I can't! I'm too shy!

Toby's driver: Here's my advice: Just keep going. Got it?

Toby: Okay.

*Toby then walks towards the two pair before clearing his throat*

Toby: EWDNFEWIOAFOIEWBVIOWBAVBIOAWBVIO-

Henrietta and Toby's firewoman: Is he okay?...

Gordon rushing in for a pit stop.

Workman: We need oiling now! Come on lets go!

Gordon: No no no no! No oiling just fuel! *tears out*

Workman: YOU NEED OILING YOU IDIOT!

Announcer: Looks like its all fuel and go for Gordon today!

Announcer: Now normally I'd say that's a short term gain long term lost, but obviously he knows something we don't know.

*On the last lap*

Announcer: And Gordon seems to have this race in the bag!

Gordon: Ha ha!- GAH! *Breaks a side rod*

Announcer: Holy shot! Gordon snapped a side rod!

Announcer 2: And with only one turn to go! Can he make it?

Edward and Henry's crew cheifs: Gordon's broken a side rod! Go go go!

Gordon: Come on come on- *Bang!*

Announcer: Gordon's lost both side rods!

Announcer 2: And with only one straight to go!

Anouncer: Henry and Edward entering turn 3! Edward on the outside, Henry has the advantage!

Gordon struggling: Come on! Keep rolling!

Announcer 2: Their leaving turn four! Who's gonna take it?

*The three suddenly thunder side by side as they pass the finish line*

Announcer: WOAH!

Announcer: That was the most incredible race I've ever seen!

Announcer 2: And we don't even know who won!

I don't have anything to say because I'm tired other than HOLY SHIT-

(It's a lovely and tranquil night at the Dieselworks. Paxton is settling into his shed)

Paxton; "Ah, what a lovely night. The moon is out, the stars are shining, and-"

Paxton: *spots Rusty in the distance, who is somehow sitting in the yard and is staring ominously at him*

Paxton (completely oblivious): "Oh! Hi, Rusty! It's not everyday I see you here!"

Rusty: (ominous breathing)

Paxton (now using his brain and speaking to himself): "...Wait a minute. Doesn't Rusty need a flatbed to get here...?"

Rusty:*is suddenly on the turntable, still being ominous*

Paxton: "...oh no"

(sorry if this is too complicated)

Paxton: OH SHIT-

*Funeral bells start playing*

Yep, let's just say rip Paxton.