Here's Me!

Here's me!

Dandelions by Ruth B!

@sketalya @gold-dust599 @yurishica

Saw @lisanees do this so I'm jumping in

This picrew and the last song you listened to.

I'm gonna tag @4gottenname @doras-battle-axe @mint-swirl

*Cut back to Edward dodging bullets*

*Edward slams into the ground and throws himself up before booking it around a wall, before Edward can take a breath he freezes spotting Rosie absaloutley strapped* Rosie: Marklin should be here in like 5 minutes, should get the yard cleared out so we can get ready for the rest of the fight with Sir Topham Hatt.

Edward: This is why I hate this saga! Rosie: Okay enough fourth wall breaks.

Thomas: Come on! Let's get going! The sooner we can take down Sir Topham Hatt, the faster we can end this goddamn story!

*Thomas, Rosie and Edward then start running to the other direction as people chase them with weapons in their hand. Before they can reach their destination, the story suddenly pauses*

Thomas: W-What the hell?!? Why are we stuck like this?!?

*Hey guys*

Rosie: Oh my goodness, it's the random voice again!

*So I paused the action because I am going on vacation tomorrow. It's going to last from July 3rd to August 17th. However, I'm not bringing my laptop with me because my grandma needs my help once we get to our destination. Yeah sorry that you guys are frozen like this until I get back. But hey, at least the people chasing are also frozen.*

Edward: Didn't you already said that in a post?

*Yeah I did but it's just a refresher. Okay. Going to do some stuff before I leave for real. Bye bye.*

Edward: What? YOU SON OF A-

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*Diesel is sleeping when a troublesome truck decides to climb on his bed and starts jumping on it*

Troublesome Truck: Papa! Papa! Papa! Papa! Papa! Papa! Papa! Papa! :D

Diesel: *Still asleep* Zzzzzzzzzz......

Troublesome Truck: Papa wake up! *Pokes at his face multiple times* Wake up! Wake up! I want juice!

*The troublesome truck then decides to go over to his legs and start stomping on them, causing Diesel to immediately wake up and scream in pain*

CM/Swap Diesel: *Bursts through the door* Oh my goodness what happened?!?!-

*CM/Swap Diesel is then met with Diesel staring at him with the troublesome truck still on his bed*

Diesel: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED BE?!?! AND WHY IS THIS TRUCK ON MY BED?!-

Percy: Alright, summers coming to a close, we heading back to school, So we gotta pack the essientals. Edward: I got pencils and notebooks for y'all to somehow destroy. Toby: Anyone need a backpack?

Diesel: I got the DJ Equipment!

Rosie: There's gun one! *Flips gun in the air and catches it* Gun two, check.

Thomas: I got my skateboard! What about you guys?

Percy: My prosthetic arm and leg.

Gordon: My life. Please help me....

*Cut the Edward dodging bullets in Knapford before sliding under a falling express coach and bullets fly millimeters over his face in slow motion. Edward jumps onto the station platform as Bill and Ben plow through the destroyed coach with a tanker causing a huge explosion blowing Edward backwards*

Edward: PAUSE!

*Entire scene freezes*

Edward Narrating: ....How the fuck did I even get here? Lady damn it I'm starting to Wonder why I even try to protect Sodor.

Thomas: Edward can we focus?

Edward: Thomas I'm narrating shut up!

*Silence*

Edward: Good, he's gone. Well, Wanna know how I got into this situation? Well, it all started earlier today.

*Tape rewind to black*

Edward: I was going to get some trucks in the shunting yard. The day was pretty peaceful when Thomas suddenly ran into the station screaming his head off.

Edward: I didn't know why until he told me that this was the day that the "EGCUIWWC Saga" was going to continue. At that moment, I said to myself: Shit.

Edward: After that, chaos proceeded to happened as gunshots were being fired as everybody start screaming their head off and running. I sometimes hate my life....

Mr Percival: Sir Topham, do you think Lady stays on the magic railroad because she too fears what she's created? That's a quote from spy trucks 2 have you seen it? it's like peak cinema.

Sir Topham Hatt: Or maybe because she wants to keep her identity a secret so that the engines on Sodor are safe.

Mr. Percival: I mean, the theories are endless!

Lady, in the magic railroad looking at Sir Topham Hatt and Mr. Percival: I only stay in the railroad because I like it here....