I Know You Mean Well Promoting The Story Of Happilygeneralhideout, But I Regret To Inform You That This

i know you mean well promoting the story of happilygeneralhideout, but i regret to inform you that this user is a scam artist. their blog remains inactive past august 7th, and they have only one story in regard to what they have gone through. the message you received is but a copypasta they are spamming in the inboxes of other users, and their go fund me has not been vetted and approved. they have also used other sock puppet accounts to share the same story consistently, you can find their asks if you copy the text into the search bar as they have never used any other details. if you can, please direct your efforts towards uplifting other vetted palestinian users.

Oh shit! Well, thanks for you telling me this! (Gonna have to delete that ask)

Bro that's like the same fucking car that me and my mom just saw on a highway a few days ago.

Man what the hell-

Incorrect quotes but it’s a musical

My Percy: Okay run this by me one more time 🎵

MC Thomas: Ok, so I know this sounds crazy 🎶

My Percy: It totally is ~ 🎵

MC Thomas: So my Percy built a very complex Karaoke machine 🎶

My Percy: What is he dumb!? 🎵

MC Thomas: Well you see here it not quite that simple 🎶

In the distance

My Henry: *Sick fuckin metal* (nobody can understand wtf he’s saying lmao)🎵🎵🎵

Both: ???

MC Thomas: we’re gonna ignore that 🎶

My Percy: I was hoping you’d say so! But we really have to go, to see what the other me has been making 🎶

MC Thomas: That’s what the fuck I’ve been saying! 🎶

MC Thomas: machine wasn’t so simple! 🎶 it’s very complex! 🎼 my Percy put his skills to the test! 🎵

My Percy: But he failed! 🎶 Why else can’t we bail on this stupid ass singing?! 🎶

MC Thomas: Why don’t you listen! Just come on and listen! 🎶

My Percy: Well hurry up and ramble 🎶 so we don’t shamble our way over to where ever the fuck he is? 🎶

MC Thomas: See the problem is it got hit with a mighty stooooooone ~ 🎼

My Percy: whaaat 🎶 hold on, let me get this straight, 🎶 it got hit a stone?

MC Thomas: Yes I know 🎶 it might sound weird that now we can’t stop singing ~ 🎶

My Percy: Do you know how much pain this is bringing?! 🎶

In the distance a Gordon is Fucking opera level singing and has been holding a note for a little bit (you decide which Gordon lol)

*MC Gordon is singing like an opera singer while MC Percy and Toby are staring at MC Thomas and RW Percy*

MC Toby: Percy...... What is going on?.....

MC Percy: I seriously do not know......

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MC Gordon: so we’re in agreement that siblings can be annoying right? All those in favour say I

Donald: Aye

Percy: I

Thomas (MC, not mine lol): I

Ben: I

Other characters : i

Edward (my au): I

RECORD SCRATCH

CRICKET CHIRPING NOISE INTENSITY INCREASES

MC Gordon: Errr. What are you doing here Edward? I thought you were an only Child? Or something?

My Edward: Wrong Edward mate

MC Gordon: fair enough.

MC Thomas: Wait Edward you have siblings

My Edward: I have an older twin brother? I thought we discussed this?

MC Thomas: Wrong Thomas

My Edward: ….. so you use my own words against me? Well played.

MC Percy: wait so, you have an older brother? What’s their name?

My Edward: Edwin Hall.

CRICKET NOISES

MC Thomas: whoever the hell is doing that, I don’t care for it!

My Edward: Yeah no that happens sometimes just go with it.

MC Gordon: ok, so Edwin?

My Edward: Yeah that’s, uh his name, and We don’t talk about Edwin.

MC Percy: if you start singing We don’t talk about Bruno but replace Bruno with Edwin I’m gonna lose my marbles

My Edward: what marbles?

LAUGHING CROWD TRACK PLAYS

MC Thomas: Where is that coming from?!

My Edward: Ok but in all seriousness everyone-

OTHER FRIENDS FROM STEVEN UNIVERSE MOVIE CAN BE HEARD AND INTENSIFIES

A chainsaw cuts through the wooden door like butter and door shaped hole is cut

Everyone but Edward: HYSTERICAL SCREEMING

Edwin: Guuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss Who got off on Good behaviour!!!

Everyone but Edward: hysterically screaming

Edwin: Oh I’m sorry. Heeeeree’s Edwin! *drops the chain saw and does Jazz hands*

OTHER FRIENDS BLASTS FROM A SPEAKER BEHIND EDWIN

Edward: I thought they sent you to the shadow realm wtf do you mean ‘good behaviour?’

Edwin: …… Eddie all I did was rob a guy.

Edward: what.

Edwin: robbed a guy, peace disturbance and-

Edward: here it comes

Edwin: graffiti, drunken bar fights on occasion, oh! Uh, one account of grand theft auto

Percy: Grand theft auto?

Edwin: Yes. GRAND Theft Auto

Edward: I’m sorry good behaviour? You? Edwin Please, you make me laugh!

Edwin: what. You know what Faak you man! It was good behaviour! And not jailbreak for once.

Edward: I’m calling bullshit that’s fake! You’re a fraud and a liar

Edwin: I’m supposed to be at community service tomorrow

Edward: Hah! Liar!

Edwin: yeah well, screw you mate

Edward: gross we’re twins

Edwin: eeeww *fake gag* that’s not what I meant!

Edward: but that’s what you said

Edwin: don’t you have a hole to cry in?

Edward: Don’t you have a scene to make?

Edwin: stop being a little bitch Edward

Edward: I twas looking for a fool when one busted down thyne door over yonder

Percy: what’s happening?

Thomas: Idk

Gordon: ….. I don’t get paid enough for this

Edwin: Are you calling a dumbass?!

Edward: Well I wasn’t calling you a smartass!

Thomas: siblings are annoying

Percy: why did we do this again?

Thomas: ask Gordon

MC Gordon: Listen. I just asked that siblings can be annoying sometimes. I didn't ask for this kind of nonsense.

MC Percy: *Takes off his prosthetic arm and aims at Edwin* Don't tell my dad that I hit somebody with my fake arm.

MC Thomas: I won't Percy.

MC Percy: Good. *Proceeds to throw it at Edwin's head*

RW Edward: You know what? I wish that you were NEVER my twin!!!!

Edwin: Yeah well no shit!!! I- *Gets knocked out by MC Percy's flying prosthetic arm*

RW Edward: ..... What the hell was that?.....

*MC Percy then grabs Edwin's arm and drags him to the dumpster while whistling "Mockingbird" by Eminem*

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 333:

Gordon with Emily:

Emily: Gordon?.... Am I ugly?....

Gordon: Nonsense.... I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful girl in the world!

Gordon with Bill and Ben:

Bill and Ben: *Kicks down the door* Gordon, are we ugly?

Gordon: Very much.