Hopefully Lana Saying That She Didn't Want The Families To Interact Was Just The Writers Doing A Really

Hopefully Lana saying that she didn't want the families to interact was just the writers doing a really bad job of subtlety, temporarily writing them out of the season like they did with Natalie and John Henry when he got hospitalised. Just forget about them for three episodes so the main plot can actually happen, please.

I actually don't even mind Kyle's attempts to be a good dad. Those can stay. Just, like, one scene an episode. Just to show what's going on outside the superhero drama. A little break from the drama.

But this season seriously can't afford much more time dedicated to the Cushing/Cortez/Langs

Since Steven didn't front very much as a child and he lived in America he would have only been able to get into HH as a grown man. This is feels 100% on character for him and I can imagine Marc's anguish as he watches from the sidelines.

i strongly believe that steven grant has every horrible histories song memorised and uses it to his advantage whenever possible (see: 3 hour loop of the monarch song whenever marc pisses him off too badly)

Finally, someone else agrees!

lemme tell ya, it is CONFUSING to be a Superman fan when the rest of tumblr is obsessed with dracula b/c everyone is now talking about “jonathan” and my brain immediately thinks, “wait, how is jon kent a lawyer, he’s literally a teenager?????” although, if jon kent stumbled into dracula’s castle, i’m p sure he would absolutely ignore the whole “vampire” thing and try to become BFFs with dracula, so maybe these optimistic weirdos have something in common besides a first name

Jon-El is a hot-mess in a leather jacket and I love him!

ok so, like, based on Lara's introduction in 2x02, Krypton was basically Gattaca, right?

Jonathan Kent is a clone.

More specifically, Superman and Lois's Jonathan Kent is actually an adaptation of Conner Kent. (Jordan is also the Jon adaptation)

There are two versions of Jon that match the two comic versions of Kon.

The fruity, celebrity, daddy issues one who for at least some time is aligned with the villain.

And the more down to earth one who also has daddy issues who tries to combat them with performance enhancing drugs. Who dresses bland af (affectionate).

It is possible that Jon's football throwing skills could be enhanced by tactile telekinesis and it would add reasoning to Clark's favouritism towards Jordan because Kon always has a rough relationship with Clark. He may be being unconsciously biased against him.

It would also be an extra factor for why Lois and Clark were so sure Jon was the one with powers because he was specifically designed and lab grown for that reason.

The show also has no qualms changing characters' names. The biggest example is how Natalie is called Natasha in the comics but also Ally originally being called Rudy ('cause she's basically confirmed to be Parasite now, right?) It wouldn't be too much of a stretch to change Kon to Jon. After all, despite how confusing it is, it's still only a one letter change.

As for how this would actually play out in canon. We don't know how much S&L is actually related to Supergirl but it seems like it is a different continuity, considering their blatant refusal to even make a passing reference to the Arrowverse, but we can assume that the characters might make somewhat similar decisions and things might play out similar because they seem like quite similar alternate universes, if anything.

If, like in the Arrowverse, Lois and Clark went to have their baby on Argo, once they found out they were having a kid because that seems like the safest option then, as far as we know, that would leave earth with no superhero.

This would also leave a perfect opportunity for Lex Luthor to create his own superman with no opposition. Enter project Kr.

When Lois, Clark and their son, Jon, arrive back on earth business goes back to usual until one day Clark busts Luthor for project Kr and he finds a baby who is, genetically, basically his son.

Since the family was off the grid (off the planet) for almost the entire pregnancy, they would be able to pass the baby off as their actual son's twin brother because they wouldn't have told anyone they were having one kid, past the stage that they should have known if they were having twins.

The rest, as they say, is history.

Now for a few flaws to this theory and their rebuttals.

1 We saw Lois get pregnant with twins. - All the flashback scenes we saw pre-the twins already being born were taken directly out of Clark's mind in the "A Brief Reminiscence Inbetween Cataclysmic Events" we don't actually know how the little mind reader devices work but we do know that the "memories" do not always play out exactly as they happened, as seen when Lois is going through Jordan's memories. It is also possible that what we play out is Clark's imaginings of his and Lois' cover story.

Why wouldn't they tell the boys in the pilot? - I think this can mostly be explained along with why they kept the Superman secret for so long. Clark didn't want to tell the boys until it was necessary and while the alien thing was basically unavoidable, it is very easy to see Clark reason to himself that practically, they're both half Kryptonian, it doesn't really matter where they came from. It would be another massive reveal after the alien thing so he might not want to dump it all on them at one time. Especially considering their reactions. This would only make the secret harder to spill each passing day because the boys would, justifiably, be mad about why they were still keeping massive secrets from them.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Tldr: s&l Jon = comics Kon.