Last One For Now

last one for now

once upon a time three young lads wanted to grow up and be vampire hunters 

but only 1 out of 3 actually made it while the other two remained young

Forever

He crossed the hall and put his arms around me and kissed me on the lips.

“This is what you wanted, isn’t it?” he asked. Nothing mocking or mean in the tone. Shocked. Unable to respond.

“Well, I figured you could use some new clothes, that you always can”

I was stammering, clinging to a shred of dignity, trivializing the moment with ridiculous words.

“A whole room full of clothes?” he asked. “Lestat, the century will be ended before I can wear all that.”

Prince Lestat and the Realm of Atlantis

Happy Valentine’s, guys. May we The Singles continue to live vicariously through fictional lovers for as long as it is needed.

>:)

pls talk abt vamp edgar i beg of u

Oh, you mean my boy???? The most useless half-vampire to exist????? Okay lemme dump all of this on ya.

-Edgar’s spent so long as a slayer that he’s effectively booby trapped his own home and he barely survives his first week as a half-vampire.

-We’re talking “I can’t remember if I blessed that glass of water or not, but I’m really thirsty”. “I accidentally trapped myself in my trailer because of the salt circle around it.” “I have a raging headache and couldn’t figure out why until my brother got rid of all my crucifixes. I didn’t realize those actually did anything” y'all get the picture, right?

-It takes him a very long time to finally break down and make that first kill. Around 3 years, actually.

-Once he’s made the transition to full vamp, all of his human reservations go right out the door. He’s upset with himself for caving, and he takes it out on every single one of his victims. He frightens even his own coven members sometimes. Edgar’s always been aggressive. Violent. A little trigger happy. And being turned only amplifies that. He’s still a killing machine, he’s just switched targets.

-Edgar’s spent so much time as a slayer and so much time making stupid mistakes because of it that by the time he fully turns, he fears nothing and no one.

vampire ted. i’ve said enough.