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the realest manchester girllit student who won’t shut up about it

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1 year ago
This Is The Magic Lucky Word Count. Reblog For Creativity Juice. It Might Even Work, Who Knows.

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

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1 year ago
Not The Type To Walk Into A Dream

not the type to walk into a dream

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1 year ago
With Relation To That Last Post. Like Cmon This Is Ridiculous

with relation to that last post. like cmon this is ridiculous

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1 year ago
He Fucking Killed The Other Guy

he fucking killed the other guy

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1 year ago
Bro I Hate Living In Ohio I Thought A Squirrel Got Trapped In My Bathroom (again) But I Opened The Door

bro i hate living in ohio i thought a squirrel got trapped in my bathroom (again) but i opened the door to this absolute tomfoolery. do i need to involve cops or can i just call animal control?? idk how long it's been in there but if it fucked with my toothbrush ill be livid

(inspired by the lovely work of @squidflavoredsoup !!)

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1 year ago

my little brother demanded i make this for him

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1 year ago
He Is So Proud. He Finished Making All Those By Himself. Would You Accept His Generous Offer, And Try

he is so proud. he finished making all those by himself. would you accept his generous offer, and try one?

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A Tumblr post by deactivated user "tothearkmoved", of a photo of a white ferret seemingly afloat in midair with glowing red eyes. The post has been reblogged by Tumblr user "karhs", who has added the text: "the terrible specter". The post has been reblogged by the Lesser Known Cryptids Tumblr account, but a red notification has been affixed to the top which reads: "This post was flagged because somewhere in your reblog there might be sexually explicit content".

Great work Tumblr

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Do non Brazilians/Filipinos know about Brazilippines…. Brazilians and Filipinos randomly decided that we were two sides of the same coin and have now become besties

Do Non Brazilians/Filipinos Know About Brazilippines. Brazilians And Filipinos Randomly Decided That
Do Non Brazilians/Filipinos Know About Brazilippines. Brazilians And Filipinos Randomly Decided That
Do Non Brazilians/Filipinos Know About Brazilippines. Brazilians And Filipinos Randomly Decided That
Do Non Brazilians/Filipinos Know About Brazilippines. Brazilians And Filipinos Randomly Decided That
Do Non Brazilians/Filipinos Know About Brazilippines. Brazilians And Filipinos Randomly Decided That
Do Non Brazilians/Filipinos Know About Brazilippines. Brazilians And Filipinos Randomly Decided That
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I think it'd be funny to start replacing the phrase "on steroids" with "on estrogen". dude you gotta try this game it's like dark souls on estrogen

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1 year ago
Mr Sunshine Please Come To Tumblr We Would Love To Have You

mr sunshine please come to tumblr we would love to have you

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Dear @drchucktingle ,

Dear @drchucktingle ,

As I just finished "Bury Your Gays" I felt the urge to write you a thank you letter. I felt moved. I felt thrilled. Most of all I felt seen.

It is as if the queer media always buried were not their characters but us. But as some pain from past experiences will always be part of us, I feel incredibly lighter and vindicated after this reading. Full of hope.

Thank you for unburying me. Love truly is real! ♡

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1 year ago
Arches And Light: The Fiction Of John Gardner (1983) - David Cowart

arches and light: the fiction of john gardner (1983) - david cowart

"one decade at freddy's" !!!!!

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1 year ago
A post on the r/energydrinks subreddit with a picture of a monster drink frozen into a popsicle and the title "Does making energy drinks into popsicles lower the efficacy if the caffeine? I enjoy mixing together multiple kinds of energy drinks and freezing them into caffeinesciles... but if the freezing process is degrading the caffeine molecules, I'll stop immediately. I need maximum torque."
A comment from u/longrange_tiddymilk that reads "No it shouldn't change the caffeine bioavailability or it's effectiveness. Have you tried shoving the Popsicle up your ass?" 
OP u/Limo-Dick_Calvin replies, "No, I haven't but if I were to boof an energy drink I think this would definitely be the way to do it. I think I'll schedule a time for myself to boof a caffeinesicle tomorrow at 11am. Edit: I did it. [link to update post]" 
u/Glad-Jellyfish-69 replies, "bro is going to the ER with frostbite in their colon [frozen emoji]"
Post from u/Limp-Dick_Calvin on r/energydrinks reading: "Update: Energy Drink Popsicle Successfully Boofed. Trip Report: 
Hey guys, its limp dick calvin, many of you might of seen my post yesterday about my practice of freezing my energy drinks into icy caffeinesicles for my sucking pleasure. Now, quite a few creative folks recommended that I boof the popsicle for maximum caffeine absorption. I've always wanted to boof something, whether that be alcohol, acid, or caffeine, but I never have. Acid is feasible I guess, but the idea of pouring a liquid down my rectum just sounds difficult and unpleasant. For one, my butthole is rather tight as it has never been penetrated, so I can't imagine my brown balloon knot would be accepting of any liquid visitors, if you know what I mean. Another thing is if I managed to get the liquid in there, and then stood up, is it just coming right back out? Just a total mess of a concept imo. However, a caffeinesicle actually provides me with the perfect way to get an energy drink up my asshole. So, I froze a thinner than usual popsicle last night with a mixture of C4 and monster energy, and this morning at 11am, I went into my backyard and used a chair to sit on the popsicle, successfully booing it. I didn't know if I should bob up and down on it like a dildo, so l just sat there. And boy, was it COLD. I felt like I was being possessed by a frost demon. However, I felt absolutely electrified. Like my blood was made of energy drink itself. I don't know if it was the freezing cold, or the rapid absorption of caffeine through my colon, or both. This felt like adderall being mainlined into my veins."
continued from previous post: "After about 3 minutes or so, the popiscle had completely melted in my asshole. I looked around for witnesses, stood up, pulled up my pants, and went to go take a shower in case any leaked out onto my legs. It's been 3 hours since and I still feel like a thousand bucks. I feel like all my brain fog is gone and if I wanted to, I could teach myself how to do commercial real estate in like 6 hours of research. I feel like my brain is limitless. Anyway, just wanted to share with you guys. I'll probably be doing this a couple times a week now. That's about it. See ya."

Comment from u/ImpactFire1021: "I need to get off this app man"

Things are happening on reddit

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1 year ago

In an effort to not put two bad bitches against each other, gay men are so lucky to have hot ass, masked artists making shit for us.

In An Effort To Not Put Two Bad Bitches Against Each Other, Gay Men Are So Lucky To Have Hot Ass, Masked
In An Effort To Not Put Two Bad Bitches Against Each Other, Gay Men Are So Lucky To Have Hot Ass, Masked