I'll Do

I'll do 🧝🗡️🧙🛡️

Today I dreamt that my school had a D&D club and I joined it.

Is that a signal guys????

Toasters should be used for bread never smoke cigars on bed 😭

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

A lot happened since

Today the weather is wet pussy

And here we have one of my genius quotes:

"Weather is like a pussy, sometimes it gets wet and some people love it but other people don't."

Thank you for your time.

Inmate!Au after Strange wipes everyone's memory of Spiderman/Peter Parker and sends him careening into a universe where he never existed in the first place.

What does an ex-con/superhero do for some cash in a world where he technically doesn't exist? Find somewhere that doesn't ask any questions, of course!

'Aigh Mr pool 🫡🧱