FINE ILL RELEASE MY DNDAD AGE HEADCANONS JEEZ

FINE I’LL RELEASE MY DNDAD AGE HEADCANONS JEEZ

(1939)

Meryl Streep: 37

Robert Wilson: 30

Hildy Russet: 25

Stuart Stampler: 30

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(2019)

Darryl Wilson: 41

Hen Ry’Oak: 38

Ron Stephens-Stampler: 39

Glenn Close: 29 (After Jail: 49)

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(2019)

Lark and Sparrow Oak-García: 12 (S2 - 42)

Nicky Close-Foster-Freeman: 13 (S2 - 43)

Terrance Stephens-Stampler Jr.: 13 (S2 - 43)

Grant Wilson: 13 (S2 - 43)

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(2049)

Hero Swallows-Oak-García: 17 (Junior)

Theresa Marlowe: 16 (Sophomore)

Taylor Swift: 15 (Sophomore)

Lincoln Li-Wilson: 16 (Freshman)

Normally Swallows-Oak-García: 15 (Sophomore)

Broke: Sparrow is ableist

Woke: Sparrow is Autistic

Bespoke: Sparrow has five generations of internalized ableism and the end of the world weighing down on him and is trying everything he can to make his son ”normal” in society because he believes that that is the only way he could break the generational curse on his family

“That’s our relationship status?”

“Fine.”

“That’s what it is.”

“Ok.”

“You and me. Enemies till the end.”

“Enemies.”

FUCKING GOTHCLEATS OH MY GOD

Jodie: Hermes Foster-Likely-Actually! What the hell happened to your face????

Hermie: sorry excuse me what the actual fuck did you just call me

Fuck all y’all fake hoes. Women’s rights AND women’s WRONGS!

Scary defender thru and fuckin thru

Cough cough if you didn’t hate Glenn every time he betrayed the dads for seemingly no reason other than the joke/laziness, then get the manipulated, abandoned, traumatized teenage girl’s name out of your mouth, cough cough