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volantenjunger
2 years ago
Im Starting A Collection
Im Starting A Collection

i’m starting a collection


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volantenjunger
2 years ago
Orion Pax pressing a hand to his chest, saying offended "I am a normal and civilized mech!"
Orion Pax, in an alley, barking against a rat for a forgotten piece of pizza. Orion is winning.

I NEVER POSTED THIS, I NEVER POSTED THIS, I FORGOT TO POST THIS ITS FROM LAST YEAR MARCH


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volantenjunger
2 years ago
We Recently Picked Up A Stray Spark Signature In The Cybertronian Wilds. A Place That Is Not Necessarily

“We recently picked up a stray spark signature in the cybertronian wilds. A place that is not necessarily a wasteland, but certainly not a livable area (in most cases). Per usual, they sent me and my assistant to find whatever or whoever is emitting this spark signature. However, it seems that we weren’t the ones tracking him… he was the one tracking us.

I didn’t even know he was there until I heard screaming next to me. All I saw was a blur of grimy red and blue, streams of energon … I don’t even want to talk about what I saw. By the time I got back to HQ I was covered in blood. It was horrible… his teeth were unnaturally sharp and long, and his eyes were as red as a dying star. He was unnatural…unnerving… but there was something else in his optics. Something that shouldn’t have been there… fear. Why was he scared? We had NO chance against him, he was a fucking MONSTER. What the hell was out there so horrible that something that could kill a mech in 5 seconds flat was scared of it…”

“…and why was that fear directed at us?”

A late post for feral Optimus Friday. I’ve been wanting to do a headshot/body shot (?) for him for a while now. It ended up turning into a fragment of a story somehow.


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volantenjunger
2 years ago

Far-fetched Sonic AU idea based on a dream I had last night!!!

Once upon a time, a god came to exist. A fierce deity of wind, which took on the name of Anemoi.

He was always fond of mobians, and spent much of his time in their presence, befriending them and lending a hand, but also playing tricks on occasion, as he was a playful one. He was prideful, sometimes pompous, but also kind.

His affinity to mobians turned out to be his doom. A certain group, who wanted to harness the power of a god, chose him as their target, due to his frequent visits. He’s been ambushed.

Here, his pride was his downfall, as instead of leaving, when there was a chance, he stood and fought. While a god can easily level an army, his empathy prevented him from doing so, and thus he was overwhelmed by the hundreds of people trying to get to him. They brought arrows imbued with spells, that upon contact, seeped the energy of the stricken.

Once struck with the thousandth arrow, Anemoi broke apart into pieces.

Among those pieces, were the Chaos Emeralds, shards of his power; an unknown stone, a shard of his immortality; and a blue hedgehog, a shard of his body, who died upon hitting the ground.

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Yeah it’s Sonic. The gist is that Anemoi, due to interacting with mobians for millennia, became one in mind, and chose to take on a form that looked like one. (primal gods like him were born of chaos, and thus had absolutely no relation to mobians physically. They could change their look at will, but in mind and thought they were completely other, though that could change with influence)

Upon his body splitting, that mobian part of his mind turned into a regular mortal, turning his disguise into a true body, and it looked a lot like Sonic.

Due to a part of his immortality still residing in the body though, he continued to be reincarnated* through lifetimes in a form really similar to his original one, with a similar personality, though with minor differences here and there.

And thus eventually Sonic was born! and became the hero of Mobius. He has absolutely no recollection of his past lives, including Anemoi’s. The emeralds, as former pieces of him, are the most stable when in Sonic’s possession.

* All souls reincarnate. The difference between Sonic and others is that Sonic always looks and becomes more or less the same, while others will become someone completely different. It’s restraining in a way.


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volantenjunger
2 years ago

I demonstrate the 10 types of magic ✨


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2 years ago

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volantenjunger
2 years ago
Tfw You Accidentally Say Oh My God To Gods Face
Tfw You Accidentally Say Oh My God To Gods Face

tfw you accidentally say oh my god to gods face


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volantenjunger
2 years ago

i really like memes like this. they are truthful, and there is a cat involved. just a big fan all around.

I Really Like Memes Like This. They Are Truthful, And There Is A Cat Involved. Just A Big Fan All Around.
I Really Like Memes Like This. They Are Truthful, And There Is A Cat Involved. Just A Big Fan All Around.

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volantenjunger
2 years ago

Batman supports and protects working girls by the way. He's their friend.

Batman Supports And Protects Working Girls By The Way. He's Their Friend.
Batman Supports And Protects Working Girls By The Way. He's Their Friend.
Batman Supports And Protects Working Girls By The Way. He's Their Friend.
Batman Supports And Protects Working Girls By The Way. He's Their Friend.

Robert Pattinson:

Batman Supports And Protects Working Girls By The Way. He's Their Friend.

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volantenjunger
2 years ago
Hi, Clair. Id Like To Come In And Talk With You. Would That Be All Right?
Hi, Clair. Id Like To Come In And Talk With You. Would That Be All Right?
Hi, Clair. Id Like To Come In And Talk With You. Would That Be All Right?
Hi, Clair. Id Like To Come In And Talk With You. Would That Be All Right?
Hi, Clair. Id Like To Come In And Talk With You. Would That Be All Right?
Hi, Clair. Id Like To Come In And Talk With You. Would That Be All Right?
Hi, Clair. Id Like To Come In And Talk With You. Would That Be All Right?
Hi, Clair. Id Like To Come In And Talk With You. Would That Be All Right?
Hi, Clair. Id Like To Come In And Talk With You. Would That Be All Right?

Hi, Clair. I’d like to come in and talk with you. Would that be all right?


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volantenjunger
2 years ago

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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volantenjunger
2 years ago
Ive Loved @crackmccraigen S Powerpuff Girls Since I Was A Little Kid, Although I Havent Really Drawn
Ive Loved @crackmccraigen S Powerpuff Girls Since I Was A Little Kid, Although I Havent Really Drawn
Ive Loved @crackmccraigen S Powerpuff Girls Since I Was A Little Kid, Although I Havent Really Drawn
Ive Loved @crackmccraigen S Powerpuff Girls Since I Was A Little Kid, Although I Havent Really Drawn

I’ve loved @crackmccraigen ‘s Powerpuff Girls since I was a little kid, although I haven’t really drawn much fanart for them.  But recently I realized that I hardly ever saw any fanart of the girls aged-up where they actually looked like superheroes.  Usually when the girls are drawn older they are either sexualized versions of their younger selves, or else they are drawn fighting crime in street clothes or living average lives.  I wanted to draw them like a real powerful superhero team - so that’s what I did!  

I tried to stick to the art style used in the show, and although the curvy figure isn’t as streamlined as their childhood shape, I aimed for a bullet design that would still be somewhat aerodynamic. I also added the futurized versions of a few other characters like Professor Utonium, Mayor Bellum, and her assistant Mr. Mayor.  And after years of battle, Mojo Jojo now has a prosthetic arm powered by the nodes on his brain that can convert into a variety of weapons and gadgets!

volantenjunger
3 years ago
Happy Pride Month From Your Neighborhood Gray!! I Forget That Asexuality Has Been Severely Misrepresented
Happy Pride Month From Your Neighborhood Gray!! I Forget That Asexuality Has Been Severely Misrepresented
Happy Pride Month From Your Neighborhood Gray!! I Forget That Asexuality Has Been Severely Misrepresented
Happy Pride Month From Your Neighborhood Gray!! I Forget That Asexuality Has Been Severely Misrepresented
Happy Pride Month From Your Neighborhood Gray!! I Forget That Asexuality Has Been Severely Misrepresented
Happy Pride Month From Your Neighborhood Gray!! I Forget That Asexuality Has Been Severely Misrepresented
Happy Pride Month From Your Neighborhood Gray!! I Forget That Asexuality Has Been Severely Misrepresented

happy pride month from your neighborhood gray!! I forget that asexuality has been severely misrepresented and that a lot of people don’t actually know what it is as a result so here is an overview of what asexuality is, what it’s not, and how acephobic is represented. there is so much more to asexuality than just this. I didn’t even mention the medicalization of asexuality! 

I highly rec scretspiderlady on Twitter because she writes a lot about the ace experience and has many comprehensive threads. I also rec Yasmin Benoit, a Black aroace lingerie model who is fighting misinformation about asexuality and shedding light on racism within the asexual community. if you’re interested in more resources feel free to dm me!

volantenjunger
3 years ago

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

volantenjunger
3 years ago

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

volantenjunger
3 years ago

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

volantenjunger
3 years ago
YOU Hates Terfs

YOU hates terfs

volantenjunger
3 years ago
volantenjunger
3 years ago

4 men are in the hospital waiting room waiting for their babies The nurse walks in and tells the first man: “Congratulations you’re having twins.” The man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence, i work for the Minnesota twins.”

The nurse tells the second man: “Congratulations you’re having triplets.”

The man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence, i work for the 3M company.”

The nurse tells the third man: “Congratulations You’re having quadruplets.”

The third man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence i work at the 4 seasons hotel.”

The fourth man is screaming and banging his head on the wall

The nurse asks him: “What’s wrong?”

He responds: “I screwed up, i work at 7UP”


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volantenjunger
3 years ago

staring with envy.

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3 years ago
Me
Me
Me
Me

Me


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volantenjunger
3 years ago
I Firmly Believe That Jazz And Prowl Adopt Every Single Baby That Comes Along, To Jazz's Delight And
I Firmly Believe That Jazz And Prowl Adopt Every Single Baby That Comes Along, To Jazz's Delight And

I firmly believe that Jazz and Prowl adopt every single baby that comes along, to Jazz's delight and Prowl's horror.

Jazz is the fun one who plays games and understands how to care for sparklings correctly. Prowl is the stern one who brings the children to work instead of finding a babysitter.

Also, I enjoy drawing sparkling lamborghinis.


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volantenjunger
3 years ago

The roots and homophones of names in Encanto (Part 2)

Alma - Nourishing

The Roots And Homophones Of Names In Encanto (Part 2)

Pedro - Stone, rock

The Roots And Homophones Of Names In Encanto (Part 2)

Félix - Lucky, fortunate

The Roots And Homophones Of Names In Encanto (Part 2)

Agustín - Magnificent

The Roots And Homophones Of Names In Encanto (Part 2)

Mariano Guzman - Manly Good Man

The Roots And Homophones Of Names In Encanto (Part 2)

Madrigal - "Gift from God"; "From the Womb", "Song of Unaccompanied Voices"

The Roots And Homophones Of Names In Encanto (Part 2)

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volantenjunger
3 years ago