Happy Valentines Day! A Day Where So Many Guys Who Would Normally Never Even Consider Eating Another

Happy Valentine’s Day! A day where so many guys who would normally never even consider eating another human, swallow their husbands, finances and boyfriends as a symbol of their connection, loyalty and protection. The practice started during the Roman Empire when, under the encouragement of Valentine himself, men would swallow their lovers to avoid conscription in the war. One man would protect the other from war by being completely hidden in the other’s belly, who would be considered too obese to fight. As the idea of safe vore was unheard of to the vast majority of Romans and predators fighting, though legal, was highly discouraged due to their unpredictability, they got away with this for quite sometime until a February 14th, 270. Hundreds of men were detained with their lovers inside as the Romans watched them for days, forcing them to digest their other halves. Today Valentine’s Day is focused far more on safe vore, although due to the ease it would be to carry out digestion, trust remains a major theme. It is estimated that last year in the United States that 1.2 million men ate their lovers for the occasion despite only around 300,000 of them identifying as predators

Passionate.

Yeah, sure, you’re super hot and you know it. Still, I don’t get why you think that just because you lift your shirt and give me those puppy dog eyes I’m gonna slide myself between those lips. I understand even less why it’s having such a strong affect on me. I almost want to dive in. Woah there, down boy, down! I said almost. Woah, hey, hey. Wait. Give me a chance to think. Woah, off! Give me some time. Yes, I know you’re hungry now, but this is a big decision. Yes, of course I’ll think about it. Wait, no! What am I saying!? I’m not gonna throw my life away because of some sweet talk. Shut up, you know you’re quite tasty yourself. Say, I should be the one eating you. Wanna bet? Is that a challenge then? I like the sound of that; either way, no matter who devours who, in a way we both win.

With 276 votes counted, the answer is in, but before we reveal the most desired predators by predator and prey alike, let’s look at the runners-up.

Though we know that each and every one of these guys will be eating good tonight, there were two who blew the competition out of the water, ready to dominate a respective 35 and 36 willing predators and prey. (3rd place got 7 votes)

That is the face of a heartless predator and no one can tell me differently

Wood morning!

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the predator who lived next door growing up. Just a simple man with a big appetite. Always was really gentle with kids, understood it was unforgivable to eat teenagers and was always really encouraging when I started hunting my own prey. I owe my life to him, literally. A predator with a strict set of morals, he wouldn’t eat any parents. So naturally one day when he decides my dad looks like his next dinner, my dad lies and says that my mom was pregnant. Quickly ran home and got busy making me because he knew if there wasn’t a baby growing in that belly, he’d be melting in the neighbor’s belly.

Exciting News!

Partnering with The Vore Guy and an anonymous actor friend of ours, I am immensely proud to announce that our very first original video goes live TONIGHT!

The Runner’s Appetite

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The Runner’s Appetite

The fateful story of a man who visits his friend after completing a marathon only to discover the intense nature of his calorie deficit that

The fateful story of a man who visits his friend after completing a marathon only to discover the intense nature of his calorie deficit that needs to be filled right then and there, besides doesn’t he deserve a big reward. If you’re into cheesy, low-budget, unwilling anal vore then this is the film for you. 19 minutes.

Note: This feature is rated R, however it is free from nudity and seeks to preserve actor anonymity. Additionally, understand that this is an amateur film made by us for fun; while we think you will enjoy, we won’t be winning any Oscars.