No, Go On, Keep Running Your Mouth. Your Disparaging Comments Are Only Making Me Hungrier . . .

No, go on, keep running your mouth. Your disparaging comments are only making me hungrier . . .

This is your last chance to run and you know it. The eyes say it all. He’s sizing you up as he grows excited by the prospects of gulping you down. I’m not saying you’ll get away if you try and make a break for it now, but you sure as hell aren’t gonna survive if you hesitate another moment.

With 276 votes counted, the answer is in, but before we reveal the most desired predators by predator and prey alike, let’s look at the runners-up.

Though we know that each and every one of these guys will be eating good tonight, there were two who blew the competition out of the water, ready to dominate a respective 35 and 36 willing predators and prey. (3rd place got 7 votes)

Do I even want to know how many guys disappeared between those?

Hey Hun, thoughts on a handsome soft dom pred that's, well, trying his best not to hurt you, and makes sure you're doing okay when you finally get inside him, all nicely tucked away and safe, and the only noises being his gentle praise, breathing, heartbeat, and tummy noises, and even the feeling of hin rubbing his tummy??

Sorry got a bit carried away-

That sounds heavenly. You should only apologize if you somehow don’t get carried away by that idea.

Hey little guy. You need help getting around? Don’t worry, Calvin is here to help you find your way. I’ll make sure you end up where you belong, no sweat. You better stay close, there’s a lot of predators in this area who would certainly— **GROWL** — ignore that . . .