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Reblog to kill it faster

why do colds have to exist? like man, I'm just trying to Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle my way through life why am I so congested

something something artistic hubris something something

When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

*through tears* what the fuck random omegaverse quiz I didnt wanna be called out like that today-

Ethan moodboard with Romance inspo!

✰ Self indulgent! ✰

(All images found on pinterest)

okie dokie second oc time :3

anna, a basic nerd who really just goes through shit

has asthma, autism and is really messy

she mostly keeps to herself, doesn't really understand others but still trys to be social when needed

and when i say 'go through shit', i mean she has wiggly basically haunting her since she was 4, accidentally killing someone, and kind of having some people wanting to kill her

she really just wants to have a normal life,

and i, the plot maker, is just like 'no, nope, nah. fuck you' and puts her though shit

heres a picrew i made since i was lazy

(i did a lil bit of oc x canon and ship her with ziggs cuz she needs an emotional support they/them)

😊😊😊

so ermmm...

i have 3 ocs

so im just gonna talk about them in separate asks :3

first, we have jay (or jasmine, but she prefers jay)

she is a soda loving bitch who steals stuff and sells it behind random stores and buildings just to fuck around

she uses she/they pronouns and will call someone a bitch if she wanted

owns a few weapons that her mother left behind in the old shed behind her dad's home

smokes weed, drinks, just a basic bad example to any of her friends (or anyone who she thinks is one)

*listens cutely*

the hive

skele'on

the lords in curt

Amazing

*crawls out of my cave*

mind if i drop my hatchetverse ocs here (i will kill u if u say no /j)

it was gonna be yes anyway-

bro is NOT joyous rn

F in the chat for ziggs

😮😮😮

@crisstinah THEY SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE

holy shit its bts

gonna tell my kids this was one direction

ziggs is a girl kisser cuz fuck it why not

i wholeheartedly agree

Im not a girl but i wouldnt mind if they kissed me

Woah who said that

marry me

Ziggs, just Ziggs, i can never find enough Ziggs

Live laugh love ziggs

PLEASE WELCOME

THE LORDS IN AUTISM

i love these little guys so much and i am actually really proud of them :] i'm wondering, would anyone be interested in these little fellas as stickers?

Is this a problem?

Well well well, we have a winner. According to the Tumblr fanbase, the biggest freak in all of Hatchetfield in none other than the myth, the legend, the girl who chops men's fingers off and forces them to pretend to be dogs, Melissa no-last-name.

IM SO PROUD AJBDKSJX9ZJSOBSI

RAGHUHHJHJHH GUESS WHO GOT A CALLBACK FOR MIKE TEAVEE

if i had a dick i would be unstoppable

THIS IS SO REAL IM IN CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY RN

cherry and jerry are so real

reblog to wrap prev in a little blanket and give em a forehead kiss 💗