Me: Hey Mommy!

Me: Hey Mommy!

Mom: I'm so sick and tired of your attitude

Person: why do you like boybands anyway, they're gonna break up eventually?

Me: why do you breathe air when you're gonna die eventually?

me: This summer is gonna be so lit. I can't wait for it

me the whole summer:

Jack: mynextgirlfriendsaywhat

y/n: what?

Jack: oOOooOOoohh

Zach: Jealous, Jack?

Jack: oh, definitely. Of the People who don't know you.

Magnus: I'm sorry I just sneezed and liked your post.

Alec: And commented "damn daddy" on all my selfies?

Magnus: I have the flu