Chibi Shazamily AU

Chibi Shazamily AU

(Chibi is a style of caricature originating in Japan, and common in anime and manga where characters are drawn in an exaggerated way, typically small and chubby with stubby limbs, oversized heads, and minimal detail.)

Imagine if a magical villain turned the Shazamily, except Captain Marvel, into chibi versions of themselves! Captain Marvel now has to take care of all his brothers and sisters, hiding them from their parents, and find a cure (it doesn't help that they can fly). It's even funnier if Captain Marvel has to bring them to the Watchtower for monitor duty because he can't find a babysitter in such short notice. I see the whole justice league just falling in love with how cute they are! They all just want to hold them and give them candy despite the fact Captain Marvel is telling them not to! Batman is giving Captain Marvel the best parenting advice for handling a group of children.

This sort of ties into a post by @aroace-madness I saw a while back about Captain Marvel having behaviors like a predator animal.

Imagine that whenever Captain Marvel is talking to someone he subconsciously stalks them by spinning in circles around the other person. Like imagine Captain Marvel animatedly talking to Batman about something while flying around him and Batman is stoically reading the recent mission report while listening, giving small "hmm" as replies.

Flash: Hey Cap, can I ask you a question?

Captain Marvel: Yeah sure, what's up!

Flash: Why is it that whenever we talk you're always slowly flying in circles around me??

Captain Marvel stops flying: um... I guess I kind of see you as pray.

Flash concerned: what...?! ('⚆ _ ⚆)

Captain Marvel: Anyways got to get going! Bye :)

Flash more frantically: Wait, what does that mean!!? What does that mean?! CAP!!!

More proof that Billy and Captain Marvel are separate people!

(I couldn't find just a comic Billy Batson one but I did find both from the movie!)

That's right Billy Batson and Captain Marvel have different mbti personalities, which is obvious from the comics and the movies! Yes, the personalities are only one letter off but it makes a huge difference in how they act! This is more explained above ↑

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TimKon

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Kon El: That cannot be. Why would I be the last? What do men know? Because they have seen no Kryptonians for a while does not mean that we have all vanished! We do not vanish! There has never been a time without Kryptonians. We live forever. We are as old as the sky, old as the moon. We can be hunted, trapped; we can even be killed if we leave our homes, but we do not vanish! ...Am I truly the last?

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Kon El: I can never regret. I can feel sorrow, but it's not the same thing.

Billy Batson: Where will you go now?

Kon El: I am looking for others like me. Have you seen them, magician.

Billy Batson: No, I've never seen anyone like you. Not while I was awake, anyway.

Kon El: A person told me of a Red Bull, who pushed all the other Kryptonians to the ends of the earth. And Klarion spoke of a King Jack Drake. So I'm going where they are, to learn whatever they know.

Billy Batson: Take me with you, for lucks, for laughs, for the unknown.

Kon El: You may come with me if you like, though I wish you'd asked for some other reward for having freed me.

Billy Batson: Well, I thought about it, but you could never have granted my true wish.

Kon El: No. I cannot turn you into something you are not. I cannot turn you into a true magician.

Billy Batson: That's all right, don't worry about it.

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Bart Allen (to Billy Batson): What have you done?

(Holds up the head of a human boy. A mark that looks like a star is on his forehead.)

Bart Allen: What have you done? What have you done!?

Billy Batson: The Red Bull came for a Kryptonian, so he had to become something else. The magic chose the shape, not I. I am a bearer! I am a dwelling! I am a messenger!

Bart Allen: You are an idiot! Do you hear me? You lost him! You trapped him in a human body! He'll go mad!

(Conner begins to stir. He wakes up, and tries to stand.)

Billy Batson: I can change him back. Don't worry about it. I-I can change him back.

Conner: What have you done to me?

Billy Batson: (to the Conner) You see, I couldn't think of anything else I could do to save you.

Conner: What have you done to me? I'm a Kryptonian! I'm a Kryptonian!

Conner: I wish you had let the Red Bull take me. I wish you had left me to the harpy! I can feel this body dying all around me!

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King Jack Drake: Who is he!?

Billy Batson: Oh, your majesty, the Sir Conner is my brother-

King Jack Drake: I want to know who he is!

Prince Tim: Father, what difference does it make? He's here!

King Jack Drake (looks at Tim): For once, you are right. He is here. They are all here. And whether they mean my doom or not, I will look at them for while. You may come and go as you please. My secrets guard themselves. Will yours do the same? (Walks off)

Prince Tim (to Conner): Say, I know where there's some cloth, fine satin. We could make a tunic.

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Conner: Bart? ...Who am I? Why am I here? What is it that I am seeking in this strange place, day after day? I-I knew a moment ago, but I-I have forgotten.

Bart Allen: The Kryptonians. If you are not the last...

Conner: Once, I can't remember, I was long ago, Someone strange, I was innocent and wise, And full of pain. Now that I'm a man, Everything is strange.

Conner: I must go to him. I must face the Bull again and discover what he has done with them, before I forget myself forever. But I don't know where to find him. And I'm lonely.

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(Conner, in his nightgown, comes down the other side of the steps, a mad and frightened look in his eyes.)

Prince Tim: Good evening, Sir Conner.

Conner: Who are you?

Prince Tim: I'm Tim. Don't you know me? I'm Tim.

Conner: Tim. Prince Tim.

Prince Tim: You were dreaming, Sir.

Conner: Well, I'm always dreaming, even when I'm awake. It is never finished. I-I will not trouble you, my lord prince. (He begins to walk away hurriedly.)

Prince Tim: Trouble me! Please, trouble me! I would court you with more grace if I knew how. I wish you wanted something.

Conner: Drown out my dreams. Keep me from remembering - whatever wants me to remember it.

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Billy Batson: There's no choice. We have to go on.

Conner: (to Tim) Don't let him change me. The Red Bull has no care for human beings. Tim, we may walk out past him and get away.

Billy Batson: If we do that, all the Kryptonians in the world will remain prisoner forever except one, and he will grow old and die.

Conner: (to Tim) Everything dies. I want to die when you die. I'm no Kryptonian, no alien creature! I'm human, and I love you. Don't let him! Tim, I can not be with you when I am a Kryptonian.

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Kon El (voice only) I remember you. I remember.

(Tim sees him fly away from them.)

(Scene: A forest. Billy and Bart are with Tim.)

Prince Tim: I will miss you. I never had any friends before. (Hugs each one.)

Billy Batson: We will come back.

Prince Tim: I wish I could see him just once more, to - to tell him all that's in my heart. He will never know what I really meant to say.

Billy Batson: He will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits. Of all Kryptonians, he is the only one who knows what regret is - and love.

(Tim gets on his horse and rides away.)

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Kon El: You are a true wizard now, as you always wished. Does it make you happy?

Billy Batson: Well, men don't always know when they're happy, but I-I think so. And you?

Kon El: I am a little afraid to go home. I have been mortal, and some part of me is mortal yet. I am no longer like the others; for no Kryptonian was ever born who could regret. But now I do. I regret.

Billy Batson: I am sorry, I have done you evil and I cannot undo it.

Kon El: No. Kryptonians are in the world again. No sorrow will live in me as long as that joy - save one, and I thank you for that part too. Farewell, good magician. I will try to go home.

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Freddy when he's on a mission and can't do something because of his leg: In a shocking turn of events my disability has disabled me!

TW: Transphobia

Billy working a customer service job: Howdy doody your total is $8.70!

Transphobic Customer: Is your name TRULY Billy?

Billy: Truly, madly, deeply!

Customer: Really???

Billy: Picked it out myself I sure hope so, that will be $8.70!

Customer: Do you know why?

Billy: It's a good, good, friendly name! Here is your food, enjoy your day!

Customer: Enjoy all the extra attention you get from your name!

Billy: Everyday I wake up against my will.